10 Seconds

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, Aug 1, 2006.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    You have ten seconds between the time you exited the plane until the time you pull the cord on the parachute; what are you thinking?
     
  2. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    (A man) This strap is killing my nuts


    (a woman) oh my god this is totally messing up my hair
     
  3. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Oh shit.... oh my god.....internal screaming voice.

    (I'd love to go sky diving)
     
  4. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
     
  5. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    "I wish I would have taken a piss before I got up here!"
     
  6. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Will I die if I pull it sooner?
     
  7. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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  8. HappyJoy

    HappyJoy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I would probably pray, you know, just in case.... better safe than sorry
     
  9. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Pray panic scream think bad thought laugh dry underwear this would make a good episode of Law and Order Criminal Intent wish I was rich how many seconds left?
     
  10. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    "If I make it out of this alive, i'm gonna kill the son of bitch that pushed me outta that plane"
     
  11. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    "If this 'chute doesn't open, I'm gonna be pissed"
     
  12. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Wow! Cool! I'm really flyin', man! Okay where's that rip cord? Who stole my rip cord! Wait. There it is. Pull... Hey why is all that laundry flying out of my pack? Oh shit...


    [​IMG]
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    lock and load
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    When I'm really scared my mind goes blank - so I doubt I would be thinking about anything.
     
  15. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    So I guess you're really scared all the time, huh?

    "30, 31, 32......When did they say to pull it?"
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Just give up. My two fears are falling and worms.
     
  17. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    i get hard when im really scared
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Everything makes you hard.
     
  19. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    If it was voluntary, you'd have to be a moron to be scared. I would be scared. Period.
     
  20. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    My first thought would be: Why the fuck did I want to do this again? OH SHIT!!!!
     
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