Do you dare?

List all the things that no body but you knows

 

you first (damn message too short)

 

i picked my nose this morning on the way home from
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my daughters school. no one was looking so i flicked a booger out the window HAHAHA
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so, lakeoffire....your scared?

 

yeah you could say that
i have my secrets i just dont want everyone to judge so i want to see what types of other things people say

 

I'm actually gonna take this seriously(hah!)

I used to lick my house keys cause they tasted weird.
Me and my cousin(P) locked another cousin(W) in the bathroom cause he was being an asshole.
I've made out with the same cousin(P) I helped lock (W) in the bathroom with.
We were like five
I've made out with my step-sister(we were like 12)

 

I drink too much + I want some alcohol now.

 

One time I told my mom I was camping with a friend over the weekend, and I really went to MIssissippi with another friend, stayed in a hotel, and gambled a lot. And lost a lot. And didn't get laid.

 

• i had sex with my boyfriends best friend while my boyfriend and i were on a break (i confessed and he forgave me)
• i stole over $400
• i lost my virginity after only two weeks of knowing him (i was 16 he was 17(we are still going out))
• i stole 17 items at the mall at once and didnt get caught
• i sneak out alot
• i was in a car with this kid who was stoned, it was pouring rain, i snuck out,(he was driving) and the kids' whos car it was was passed out in the front seat from klonopins
• i probably have more i just cant remember

so hahaha i admitted! not that you actually read it and cared

 

if i were to list them, then they would no longer be things that only i knew

 

i masturbated for 5 years
i got more but cant think of them right now

 

you musta been real sore after that

 

I attempted suicide at age 16.

I've slept with people I hardly know more than once....not more than twice tho.
OK I guess they know.
I squeeze my zits.
I fear going crazy.
Whoa..that feels kinda good.

 

I used to eat paper...and sometimes when I was picking my nose and no one was looking I used to eat them..(nasty..I know)...:& ...and the funny thing is that I used to like the taste of them so much that I get a habit of it...but eventually I stopped...I don't do it anymore..trust me...

 

I think I have nail fungus but instead of going to the doctor, I just keep going to the nail shop.


I figure its under all that acrillic so what does it matter

 

i don't take the paper off the gum, i just mash it in there...it makes the gum harder and more fun.... :&

 

id tell ya but id rather not be judged today

 

sometimes I just want to chew my foot off....

and I have a mild sock fetish.

but don't think I'm obsessed with feet, neither have anything to do with feet, long stories.

Oh, and okay, my best friend has licked my face. We were alone. That was a weird night. She also told me she is afraid of going drinking/tripping with me when we are older because she is afraid of getting really wasted then waking up on top of me in the morning and going, "What the Hell? We didn't... awww shit I think you fucked me!" hahaha... she's funny, it would probably happen too. We are both like that.

And At a party, i got paid for...

well I'm not saying.

it's not that bad,

but im not saying.

oh, and i saw my old old friend when we were like... 10.... i saw her hump her muppet doll, he was like four feet. It was funny as hell.

there I got more but what if someone in my family reads this... shit that'll be bad. So enough for now.

 

i occasionally enjoy the smell of my own farts. any1 else get that?

 

what the Hell, why not!