A Naked Confession.. what a sHaMoZzLe my life is...

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by MervyPervy, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. MervyPervy

    MervyPervy Member

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    A Naked Confession...
    about NudeVember [​IMG]


    On the 1st November 2005, while in the middle of presenting a breakfast radio show with the very attractive Jodie, I said I was just going downstairs for a moment, as I usually did, but this time I returned completely naked, 7:30 in the morning.. she said “what the hell are you doing?”.. I whacked the microphones on and said “welcome to NudeVember”.. http://www.shamozzle.com/nudevember2006.html Jodie eventually joined in! [​IMG]

    Regards Merv "Nude Up Australia"
     
  2. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    wtf is this
     
  3. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    yeah just keeps going doesnt it, i got about 1/4 of the way and was like fuck this.
     
  4. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    all the colored capitals just confused me too much so i just read the beginning and end and was like "okay, sure!"
     
  5. Texplayboy

    Texplayboy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Loved it Mervy

    let the naked people be in charge for a change.. we would be much happier.

    James
     
  6. MervyPervy

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    Thanks Texplayboy.. Power To The Naked People! :D
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I cant believe i read that. and even clicked the link.
     
  8. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    This kind of thing used to appear in sexy pulp paperback fiction!.
     
  9. MervyPervy

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    Hey Interval.. it's my naked confession.. I needed to get it off my chest.. and it feels heaps better now.. try it! [​IMG]
     
  10. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    some of you people are retarded if you even bother reading the internet when you cant read
     
  11. earthmomma

    earthmomma Senior Member

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    Excellent! More power to you!:)
     
  12. synaptic aether

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    well i liked it. i'm just getting over a flu and today's the first actual warm day all winter so the imagry was good vibes.

    ...and if the colored letters throw you off, you're retarded.
     
  13. MervyPervy

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    Sorry to do that to you Mr Death :&
     
  14. MervyPervy

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    Thank you Earth Momma.. it's good to see another who actually understands!
     
  15. Free Bud

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    i liked the story, except the part about your step-daughter, it just seems to me that you find your teenaged step-daughter too attractive
     
  16. MervyPervy

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    Yes I do find her attractive in an aesthetical artistic way only.. I'm not gunna go down that road.. that would be oh so wrong!
     
  17. MervyPervy

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    To make you happy I edited it for you Xac.. happy now?
     
  18. Amocet

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    Why did you edit it Mervy? :confused:
     
  19. Vremmi

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    Yeah that was a great confession
     
  20. salmon4me

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    "some of you people are retarded if you even bother reading the internet when you cant read"

    and some of us are retarded even if we bother typing when we can't write...huh?
     
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