this is sort of embarassing

but last nite i passed out in a barn clutching a karokee microphone. apparently i sang by myself from the couch for 45 minutes before i passed out.

 

and fell out of a katherine's bunk bed. feels like my fuckinf arm is broken...

and i'm still drunk. what a joke

 

ahahaha
wooo
looks like we both had very productive nights
ahahaha

 

starting to feel better tho... the chicken noodle soup train is kicking in.

What'd you do, mike?

 

awesome haha

well i went to jessies house
and there was the most adorable little girl ever there hahaha
and then shrek was fucked out of his MIND (as always) and he was singin her songs like 'put the xannies up ya nose' and 'takin x takin x' 'we gonna trip the fuck out' and just shit like that and zoe (the little girl) was crackin the fuck up that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen
and we decided we'd make an assload of money from all the stoners if we just videotaped him and sold it as movies
"shrek makin sammitches'
"shrek with a baby"
"shrek on bars"
"shrek doin homework"
"shrek workin on his car"
"shrek and a ball of yarn"
because he'd just make up raps and songs about it.. hahaha
and then when they all left, we watched the benchwarmers...it was fucking hilarious
hahahahahaaa oh man..
and then we went to mcdonalds. hahaa

 

and i swear to god that little girl said "i dropped my star! oh my poor star"
ahahahahahahaa
i was dying

 

So whatcha' gonna do next???

 

this thread is great

 

AAAAAAAAAAhaHHAhah

just had to get that out.

 

That's hot.
I guess you can use your 'I think my arm is broken because I got drunk and fell out of bed' bit to get more workers comp.

 

you only get worker's comp if you get hurt on the job.

 

Ummm....then hide your pain until you get to work, then tell them you fell out of the tree.

 

Yeah, and moonshine will turn you into Stephen Hawking.

 

it most definitely has the capability

 

Embarassed? Hell, it sounds like my kind of night. Did you wake up with dollars in your shorts too? I just can't figure out if I got the dough for singin' or quittin'!!!

 

The cripple part? Because by the end of the night I couldn't walk or talk...

 

yep