I'm like Celine Dion eating an enchilada with a broken plastic fork.

Well, I guess I'm nothing like that. . but it got your attention, eh?

Nice to meet you all. :: tips hat ::

I just stumbled upon this place the other day, and you seem like a really good group of people, so I thought I'd join in on the fun.

My name's Jacob. I'm 23 (but I'm really just on my 3rd year of being 21). . and I'm the Front Desk Manager Bitch at a local Super 8 Motel here in Iowa.

Yeah, there's not as much corn as you'd think . . it's actually a very decent sized city.

I play guitar. . I like theatre, and bitchy black women. I'm intensely political, and I hate anything that rhymes with GOP. I believe human rights should come before political power or greed. . but I guess I'm in the minority . . or I'm part of the group of people who don't play dirty when it comes to elections.

Umm, what else is there to say. . Oh, I'm a queer. . if that matters to anyone.

I attend a lot of concerts in the Chicago area. Most recent shows were Madonna and the musicals, "Rent," and "Wicked." I'm uber-obsessed with Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Bjork, Alanis Morissette, Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Nirvana. . tons o' shit. I also really like using the word "uber". .

So yeah, please don't hesitate to say "hi" any time you see me online. I'm always up for a chat with new friends.

Sm**chies!

Jacob.

 

hello Jacob welcome to the forums! have fun posting!

 

Hello! *waves*...welcome to the land of the free, the real one! Or something =oD.

 

Thanks for the warm reception!

I'm really digging this place already. A bunch of people who have similar ideas as I do. . .that always makes for a McHappy Jacob.

Sm**chies!

Jacob.

 

Welcome, Jacob I'm new here too.

Funny subject line. That's it, no deep meanings here...

 

^ LOL. .

Cute

Sm**chies!

Jacob.

 

You like Ani, now I love you.
Since your from Iowa it made me think of the song... "There goes the only friend I have in Iowa. His hand flapping behind him waving goodbye. His name is Jason and he lives in the last trailer on the right and he'll be seven on the fourth of July." Sorry didn't mean to spam your thread with Ani lyrics. Lol. Welcome!