Pet Vice

You've been away all day but when you come back you dog is all over you. He's sniffing your hands, your pockets and then your crotch and you are wondering why. Your dog is the secret police. Aren't you glad I told you? lol

 

Secret police? That's why I don't have a dog I s'pose.

 

They don't like surprizes lol

 

in east germany . back in the fab 80s , they used dogs extensively . the secret poliece or whatever they called it .

 

I wonder who is the, on duty, duty free, duty cleaner. Say that three times fast lol

 

I heard that dogs try to lick your mouth to make you throw up like their mama used to do for them.