i have come to the conclusion..

that the lady that lives here, upstairs, is a robot. how do i know that? you ask.. simple. she NEVER removed her shoes. if she had real feet, she'd be human. i don't think she can even take her shoes off.. i think they ARE her feet.

 

Haha Boogabaah I can always count on you to make me smile.


I love shoes, but I even go bare at home.

 

There's an old timer in a rocking chair on wooden floors right above me... its the only explanation I have for the weird noise I hear all the time.

 

i have not once heard this woman wake shoeless around upstairs.. not even in the middle of the night when i hear her get up to use the bathroom .. she's a robot. i bet she's just going to change her oil.. not pee

 

I like shoes when Im doing something and when Im kicking back I like barefeet.

 

I agree.

 

Like Astroboy? He had red boots that WERE his feet...

 

i have only seen her wear white socks folded down with white lace up keds on.. nothing else

 

Naked, with keds?

 

Sexy

 

possibly. i can hear her walking around upstairs.. i know she showers. i bet she leaves them "shoes" on