license for your special part

Should a guy need to register for a penile license before he uses his thing? You know, like a car. If so, what would the manual look like and how would you word it?

 

insert tab A into slot B

 

How romantic. :H

 

if this is true, then a woman should need a license for hers too, and a permit to have a baby.

 

should i try it in a bar?

 

Try it in a bar, or in a car; and try it on a plane, or in a train...

 

but not in a hat? or with a cat? or with a bat? imagine that!

 

... repeat if necessary.....

 

well,I'm not sure about the manual,but I am going to get a couple a' tattoos on my little general.on top:sanitized for your protection.underneath:shown actual size.

 

like not having any sort of liscense is going to stop a man from using his penis.
puh-lease.

 

Like that sash the maid puts on the toilet seat? That'd be cool.

 

oooh does it get all folded and tucked away with a little chocolate mint on top when its done being used?

 

That has more class than what I usually do---just drag it out in the yard and hose 'r down.I'll have to try that.I betcha the gals out to the pig farm 'd like that.

 

I use mine to get into bars without paying the cover.

 

More like, "For best results rinse and repeat"

I could never get a license for my soldier. I don't know how to use that thing. I better read the manual before attempting to get licensed.

Also, for scratcho:

I hope you realize that you have to have an erect penis to get a tattoo on it, and once they start the tattoo the penis wants to go flacid. It's a drawn out process, so eat some viagra and save time and effort.

Also, I once told a tattoo artist I wanted a tattoo of my penis, on my penis, but bigger. He said he could do it, but there's an extra fee involved

 

You like my mushroom?



Psilocybe cubensis: Columbian Strain

 

or "object is actually larger than it appears"Like I tell people when looks come up---unfortunately,this is as cute as I get.

 

You see, that's why men need one. You think that ladies make the babies by themselves. Just because you put the car in park doesn't mean it's safe. Stay of the stick.

 

but women spread their legs just as easily as a guy can whip out his dong.......and there are quite a few bitches that DON'T deserve kids

 

How come ladies turn in to dogs when a guy can't win an arguement lol.