Can you do a magic trick?

If so, please amaze and awe us by writing it down step by step.

 

I can make my pee-pee dissapear.

Step 1: Show your pee-pee to the audience.
Step 2: Find a female volunteer for the trick
Step 3: Insert pee-pee into the volunteers hmm-hmm
Step 4: Announce "Taa-daa"



Note: Make sure all participants are over 18. ESPECIALLY the volunteer.

 

Dude, why did you have to insert your American political correctness and morality into your post.

 

It's not about morality or political correctness. It's about some 30 year old man blaming me for his statutory rape case. Just covering my ass.

 

Good trick, bad excuse.

 

. . . . . . .fine. See if I share any more tricks with you

 

No you do not. Only one trick per person.

 

You got me good. That was a good trick bird.

 

That was not a trick.

 

Oh.....well then......I guess I tricked myself.

 

You are really dumb, no?

 

Actually the correct answer was yes. Silly bird.

 

No, I asked it correctly. You can answer my question with 'yes' or 'no'.

 

Look bird, if you just wanted to shoot the breeze with me you could've sent me a PM, ya know.

 

I never heard that expression. What does it mean?

 

"To shoot the breeze": Also known as "shooting the breeze"; "shooting the shit"; and "to shoot the shit", is loosely defined as having a casual conversation and nothing more.

In use:

Todd: "Katie came by today"
Jim: "Yeah? What was she up to?"
Todd: "Nothing. She just stopped by to shoot the shit"

 

Thank you for your explanation. I am sure this is not shooting the breeze since many people here can learn a new expression.

 

It has potential for more, but to this point we're merely having a casual conversation.

 

I haven't exactly done it yet, but my family is always saying " Dad's gonna shit a brick"

Hey, as many times as they've said it......I must be able to...

 

the dissappeaing cigarette:

1)flatten end of ciggarette

2)lick thumbnail

3)place cigarette on thumbnail flat side up and so the unflattened side lays down your thumb...apply pressure to the flat part on the thumbnail so the saliva acts like a glue

4)close your hand into a slight fist so your index finger covers up the flat part on the thumb

5)find an unsuspecting person...just open your hand and the cigarette dissappears behind your thumb