Mail Order Brides

Colombia has websites were you can date and marry hot young girls. From what I've heard those girls will be faithful and take care of you better than any spoiled american woman will. Jeez, I bet a girl like that would be thrilled at crazy little old me.

 

cept the fact that you're "crazy".

 

i could use a mail order husband

 

I want a mail order bride just to go out and do things for me, that's all.

 

would ya use him to death?

 

Better off getting a Maid and also a Cook.
Everyone's idea of what a Bride or Husband is different.
Sadly someone cleanning up and taking care of us is what we think is important in a husband or wife.
Then we wonder what went wrong after it's over.
My present girl friend admitted she does not cook. I told her I could give a shit if she ever cooks. If I wanted a cook I would hire one. It's not why I am in Love with her.

 

that is so sweet. I was a slow learner at cooking.

 

I love cooking for the girl in my life.

Although, if she were Columbian, I could pretend I was a drug lord. Set in the living room with a water pistol and a bunch of talcum powder in front of me.
That is the life Su Amigo.

 

If a girl is sooo determined to leave the crappy country she was born in, then I doubt she would be bothered much by Raving Sultan...lol.

I know some mail orders who were choosen by some bushmen in northern SK. These are 50-60 yr old men live in log shacks in the middle of the woods, without plumbing, when its -40, making their living trapping and killing animals. -40 comes as quite a shock when you are used to the tropics or sub-tropics even... not to mention the other things like the outhouse.

so, when compared with that is happening in their birth country, and compared with the men they COULD end up with, I would imagine a 27 yr old American man isn't all that bad... but then again, I've never met Raving Sultan

 

don't do it theyre usually insane you might get lucky but most of the time she'll just take ur money and divorce you and steal your shit and look for a new husband and do it over again. i saw it in a documentary. mob's are bad news. woo a girl for yourself.

 

because if it was in a documentary its gotta be true.

 

^^ I think he saw that in the movie Birthday Girl.

On the one hand, it seems like it would be taking advantage of a woman from impovreished circumstances, which seems very wrong.

On the other hand, just getting paying for getting a chance to meet someone who wants to run away with you might not be such a bad thing. If it's handled in that sense, it doesn't really seem that bad.

And mail order marriages have amazingly high sucess rates, (like 80%) so who knows.

 

Thanks for the support Iceteaprincess. I know it would be horrible for me to get a mail order bride from the country i was born in and expect sex from her, what was I thinking?!

 

Colombian women are hot! Hell.. I'd order one of those brides. Whats their returns policy? Maybe we should order a bride at the same time Raving Sultan.. we'll save money if we ship them in one box.


http://www.fedex.com/

 

I dont' need one to take care of me.... and i don't need anyone to fuck.... but if yer find one that can roll six joints an hour.... i have ready cash!

 

I dont think they take returns so go down there and meet them first.

 

i just might.. then i'd order me another

 

Meh.. what if the initial pic of her was Photoshopped? Surely we could ship them back to Columbia. As long as we don't damage the merchandise they could resell the item...

They'll get home fine if we use fedEx Priority... as long as we make breathing holes in their box...

 

Thats why some smart people invented webcams, so they can shake it for you online.

 

Hmm, where do I sign up to feed off of some rich unsuspecting foreign man?