I Had Sex With An Unattractive Coworker

And now she wont bug off.

I'm trying to be nice but I feel insulted that she thinks she has a chance in hell with me. Are there women here that can offer me some advice on what to do about this?

 

Wow, no advice... guess I'll just tell her I'm gay.

 

DOn't fuck clingy bitches? OR just tell her "I know this sounds kind of lame, but I think I feel awkward about pursuing anything more sexually with someone from work, I mean it's the workplace..." Blah, I did not think that one out lol, I'm going to saaaay, you're fucked, start banging hot models now and break her heart.

 

wait wait wait.. why'd you sleep with her in the first place if you weren't attracted to her?

 

She's actually the lunch lady at my campus cafeteria and has been hooking me up with free food. I don't want to ruin that.

 

She got me drunk and took advantage of me.

 

Do you have ANY standards?

 

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You mean advice that you can use in your daily life that involve being nice to you or helpful? I'd tell the lady something like you could do worse but you did it already lol. (teasing)

 

I havent slept with men or animals...

 

get her worked up... take some disgusting pics of her.... tell her she's fugly and you're ashamed you wet your dick in her....

the pics ensure she's too scared to stop feeding you.... the shattering of her ego means next time she'll stalk a "nice guy"

simple

 

Hahahaha.....

 

Does that really work?

 

you're a hooker for free food.. lovely

 

no idea... i've never had to fuck an ugly woman for food... just for fun.....

 

Dear Boog,
This thread has been fabricated, no actual lunch ladies or unattractive coworkers were harmed in its production. Good Day.

 

WILL FUCK FOR FREE FOOD

 

I was dating an asian coworker, but my prudish boss from Hong Kong found out and made us quit. He was really religious and sorta acted like she was his daughter or something. Since then I don't dip my pen in the company ink. It's too weird if things don't work out.

 

I accidently did that when I was working at the circus.

Now I'm the one who has to go to court!

 

Awwww, did somebody get ashamed?

I fucked an ugly bitch once. I was trying to get some head from her and got her all worked up. Then told her I had no condoms and told her to blow me.....she whipped a stack of 'em out of her purse

THe next day she wanted to fuck again and I told I just used her that one night to bust a nut. That's the best way to get them to leave you alone.