Glad I'm not dead.. so today..

I was sleeping and came online after who I thought was my stepdad shook the door to my bedroom loudly. I was posting around 2 for a while and here's what happened before. Someone was friendly knociking for a bit and I assumed it was family, so I didn't answer, then I thought I heard my stepdad upstairs, and yelled at him for shaking my door after.. I saw his feet so yeah someonf fucking BROKE IN, I found that out shortly after my family got home... I'm glad I didn't answer my door a second earlier, b/c thankfully I probably scared the shit out of him, I started shaking and crying when I found out sorta, it was jsut kind of a shock knowing that I heard this all going on and assumed it was my stepdad, I still feel sick, and yeah he stole my mom's wedding ring and some expensive necklaces SO I am awaiting the cop interrogation YAY

 

So I guess my question is... what kind of gun should i buy?

 

I think a tazer would be more fun

 

Remington 870 shotgun

 

ugh, I'm so creeped out by the fact he broke in and I heard him walking around while I was in my room and still thought nothing EVEN after I saw him, more creeped out by the fact I have to face pigs with questions later.... I bet a taser and a butter knife would be more fun though

 

Buy a tazor.

 

aaah, my little bro jsut told me he left the knife here that he cut the screen open with... I think this is just like a fun game of CLUE to me now so tazor it is I'd probably hurt myself

 

this looks pretty badass

 

Maybe they can lift prints off the knife.

 

I have a tazor. They're great. Can take down a rhino and much safer then having a gun around if you're anything like me and do things accidentally whilst messed up or something.

 

haah nevermind, it's like a nail file. o0o nice fitzy, I kind of want to buy a butterfly knife really bad actually

 

Thing about the pump shotgun is its easy for even the frailest old woman to use, and you can load it with nonlethal shells containing rubber balls, paintballs, or beanbags. As a deterent, best is to load it with the first shell containing rocksalt, if that doesn't stop the asshole, pump em full of buckshot, if they are still coming, have the next shell be 'shrapnel', and make the last shell a big fat 'slug' just in case.

 

Thats brutal

 

Tranq gun.

 

Blowdarts

 

I bought my mom a shotgun, any fool knows that sound of chambering.

 

Haha, shotguns Man I need some weapons... The cop jsut came and I gave my statement, man I hate pigs. I guess my mom had a bunch of diamond jewllery sotlen, and I'm still gettting yelled at and blamed I think I'll spend the weapon money on some sort of permanent vacation

 

butterfly knifes are fun

 

Yeah I've been looking at some online now, I'm definitely buying one just to appear cool and like I know waht I'm doing, thanks kids!

 

tickle the shit outa the next intruder, tickle him till he pisses a puddle then drown him in the puddle