Talk about close

I just pulled in my driveway, stepped out of my truck, and there goes a cop past, from the same way I just came from..... had I been 10 seconds slower, he would have caught up to me and followed me the whole way home....... my driving was fine, but with him behind me, who knows what I'd have freaked out about

 

those Pennsylvania cops are menonites too, i hate that

 

this is the only fucking cop in the entire township tonight...... which has over 200 miles of roads...... and he "just happens" to be on this one.... I swear my neighbors are fucking narcs

 

Where in PA are you Ganja?

 

I wouldn't be surprised, its right near my serial killer state, and killers and narcs always hang out together sharing stories and shit, I hate that too

another thing, its not as bad as years ago, but the speed limit in PA seems to range from 20 to 25 MPH no matter the type of road it is

what the fuck are we doing in this region, we should be....?

 

in the mountains outside of pittsburgh....... it used to be nice and quiet and not a problem to take a midnight drive and get high..... but anymore its really just not worth it

 

that sounds nice

 

you live near a mountain? How come I wasnt informed about this earlier?

 

did you ask?

 

the area around pittsburgh is pretty,i once fucked a girl there

 

I've done that quite a few times, out in the beautiful woods...... quite a few times just recently

 

damn it Rachel, you ho, I thought i was special

 

Im suppose to ask about your local geography? I expect you to fill me in on your own intiative.

 

thats my sisters name.... it was probably her

 

you can't expect me to think of everything to tell you can you?

 

is she super pretty and annoyingly moody and 1 year older than you and have a preacher for a dad? If so, your sister fucked me like a champ!

 

ummm...



yes! yes I can.

 

Its always those preacher's kids... all those years of repressed sexuality and guilt turn them into the biggest sluts. Trust me, I know.