What would you say?

hahahaa............love it!.........


hmmmm same as another, i don't believe so i'd probably.............well i don't know?.............the drink one was a good one....if i was at a party & god came to me i might want to talk to my friends more than him because maybe i was dying.........hmmm i just don't know ignore me..:&

 

God I realize you have like maybe a zillion trillion billion children......and well a lot of them think you are a he and a lot of them think you would bother talking to them out of all the zillion trillion billions of children........but I asked a question to the peoples and it was something like what would they say or write to you.......not what you would say or write to them. Maybe they think if they say or write something that you should write or say something back.................but hey, you and me both know you are way to busy making more protons and electrons.which no one knows what they are here on earth, we just know what they do............kinda the opposite of you
God, no one knows what you do here on earth, you are very mysteriousosso........ a lot of people seem to know what you are though.......a 'he' ...I'm not so sure if all I have to go by is books written by hims. I love u God, keep on turnin out those hot little sexy charged particles. xoxoxoxo

 

what would i say to god, as in, if god weren't listening to everything i say anyway? if god could have a set of ears? if we imagined that "God" was a human, and a male, and he just walked up to me one day, and i somehow knew it was Him, and decided to initiate conversation? He'd have to prove it, first. that would be a pretty long conversation in itself. but if He did, i'd probably not say anything. God doesn't need words to communicate.

i don't know. this question is silly, and i couldn't think of anything funny. it's a good one though.

 

yeah i dont beleive in god. but if a dude came and he was all like 'hi im god' id prolly just ask if he wants a cup of tea or something...

 

haha. yeah... it'd be a little like:

"hi. i'm God."
"yeah?"
"yep."
"cool."
"i suppose so."
"i am too."
"really... what are the odds?"

 

i'd ask him if i could get some herb from him. god created weed, and im sure that god has the best ganja in existance. it would have to be...its gods weed!

weed so powerful, that just being in its presence gets you high as a kite

 

pinchin' weed from god's stash

 

is down syndrome supposed to be funny?

 

oh man... you win. you always win.

 

my mom didn't raise no fool.

 

I would say thank you & I love you.

 

God it got rowdy here right after midnight with incoming meanie brainwaves, help me thru the night, help me ease the pain.

 

u ok?

 

how the hell do they get the caramel in the caramilk bars?

 

"...how'd you do it?"

 

doing my best, thanx for asking........

God.....help me make the right decisions today and get back into the creative groove......love you a whole bunch as always.

 

"got a light"

 

and tell me it's alright....


Help me through the night... once again