Well, later today is my friends birthday so we want to make some hash brownies. So, about half an hour ago we went to walgreens to get some butter and brownie mix. My friend got hungry so he grabbed an ice cream bar. Unfortunately there wasn't anybody there for him to ring up the ice cream so he just started eating it. We ended up not getting anything, the brownie mix didn't need any butter. So, as we're leaving the store I see a cop car just waiting by the door. At that moment 3 out of the 4 of us were stoned off the face of the earth, and my friend was still eating the ice cream bar, and I also had an 1/8th the we just picked up. In my car I had my BlueDot. So as we're driving away my friend throw's away the wrapper and when we're almost back to our house I see the lights flashing in my rear view and all I can think is "Oh fuck, I'm goin to jail." So, the cop walks over to my window and asks me to step out of the car right away. So, I step out and he says he can arrest us all right now or we can cooperate. Knowing that they had video of my friend we admitted he accidentally left with the ice cream and he had to pay for it. So the cop kept my license and followed us back to Walgreens. On the way there another cop joined up just to make sure we didn't run. So my friend pays for the icecream and we get the fuck out of there. I was so happy that I used eye drops literally like 15-20 minutes ago. I really couldn't believe that the cop didn't know we were stoned. Especially considering my friend told the cop that the reason that he did is was that he was really hungry and there wasn't anybody around to ring him up. Sorry for the length of the story, but scared the shit out of me.
that would piss me off to no end... im the kind of person who doesnt really get mad bout huge mistakes but when something small and retarded happens like that id probably blow up
At our school we have a bookstore that sells candy so me and 2 of my friends came to school high and really wanted some candy. So we go over there and buy some fruit snacks and my one friend gave him a 10 and none of us heard the guy at the counter say he couldnt break a 10 and we just walked out (also not staying for the change had he been able to break it) then the guy came up behind me and tapped my shoulder and made us come back. It was basically fucked up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH I just read the title "What a fat idiot" and bursted out laughing..could be cuz im blazed though, idk
