How did the first couple on earth know how to fuck?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lankymidget, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    I mean.. Who showed him where to put his penis? Who showed her what needed to be open?

    With the future of Mankind at stake, do you think they were nervous and over-awed at the magnitude of what they had to do?

    Was Dr. Ruth there? :p
     
  2. Maybe when the bible says Satan assumed the shape of a serpent, perhaps it was Adam's so and so?
     
  3. indescribability

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    I'm pretty sure it's just instinctual. I would assume that's how even mentally handicapped people are able to do the deed without being walked through it the first time.
     
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  5. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Good idea. No need to bring your parents into this.
     
  6. bird_migration

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    Two words: Intuition.
     
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    Where'd the other word go?
     
  8. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    ah ha.




    smart ass.
     
  9. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    I Take it You're a Religious Man...
     
  10. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    i've often wondered this myself.
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I've always wondered the same thing. When I posed the question in my high school psychology class, my teacher burst out laughing and said, "Apparently they learned pretty fast!"
     
  12. seamonster66

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    the man likely experimented by putting his cock different places in the subdued and beaten female...

    I bet they did not know what caused what
     
  13. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    I taught them
     
  14. I would like to retort in this instance. I believe it was Eve who started putting the snake in different places.
     
  15. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    I bet they tried armpit sex too.
     
  16. Booby sex i spose, and there were lots of trees in the garden of eden.
     
  17. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    And at least one bush!
     
  18. So the bush family want to think.
     
  19. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    armpit sex is hot.

    and i think they knew how to get down the same way dogs & cats know how to get down. they just know :D
     
  20. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

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    Watching the animals...do it....duh..
     
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