Story time.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodui, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I was hanging out with my friend Ryan after Aiki today. We were going to wrestle some more.

    So he was talking about his girlfirend Alicia (my sister went to school with her. Really nice girl) She had cervical cancer a few years ago. She had to get radio therapy but she recovered really well. As a result she would never be able to have kids again.

    According to Ryan, she was on birth control too. (regulation I'm guessing? I don't really know. I didn't think you'd still menstruate after your cerivix got destroyed by radiation therapy)

    Guess who's pregnant? [​IMG]

    Ryan was confused, but I was telling him, don't worry about it, she's just giving birth to the second comming.

    If anyone knows how this is possible, please let me know.

    Hah, Damn.
     
  2. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    I don't know at all, but that's amazing... I know there are different treatment methods that aren't as fatal... but I'm not all taht familiar on the side effects of that one... sorry. A christmas miracle?
     
  3. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    maybe - the doctors were wrong and the contraception didn't work
     
  4. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    if she's giving birth to the second coming i'd be worried
    wasn't the second coming supposed to end in jesus killing us all with his army of angels and sword of fire? :eek:
     
  5. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    yeah sure.The tubes get twisted up you know..
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Well yeah, the doctors were very wrong because shes very pregnant.

    They took one of the at home tests, and they didn't believe it so she went to a doctor.

    I'm hoping it was a different doctor. [​IMG]
     
  7. Katie's Ghost

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    maybe the child is going to be one of thoses kids with super powers that would be neat. there was a special term for them...if i could only remember the name...opal kids or something like that?
     
  8. Katie's Ghost

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  9. CyndiLouWho323

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    That is amazing! I have no clue how that is possible. You'd think I would after having two kids and all. Oh well, guess u can't know everything.
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Next time I see a doctor I'm going to ask what the odds are of that. You've got to be more likely to be eaten by a bear on a day you won the lottery.

    I can still hardly believe it.
     
  11. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    If anything started growing inside of me I'd f-r-e-a-k-o-u-t - but I'm a man and I'd freak out at a turned in toenail.Goodluck all mommies - you are like an evil kenieval to a tortoise on a hamster wheel - but hopefully there by your own free will
     
  12. Katie's Ghost

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  13. jonnydisaster5

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    figure im safe in assumin my shit dont work. mad years of unsafe sex ,jails give free aids tests etc. was in jail in boston fer 3 months fer 8 year old charge. got every std n disease test u can imagine fer free. called daisy was like yah i told ya im an old whore but a cleean n lucky whore. tried to sneak back into england 2 times n ireland twice ,to get inro oxford. anyhoo no sterility tests. should be free sterilization in jail if u ask me.oh relevant. ya amy was sposed to have cervical damage from sumthin. she got preggars. we kicked but still lost it.dunno. s harder on grrls by a mile or 10. scumbag me not you.
     
  14. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    wow I guess miracels are real
     
  15. Katie's Ghost

    Katie's Ghost Member

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    found the term, they're called "Indigo Children"
     
  16. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I don't think the kids going to have any super powers... Other then being born against all odds.
     
  17. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    that makes YOU a pessimist :D
    super powers for all!!
     
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