some fun things

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  1. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i did when learning to swim those many years ago:

    i was the real-life dummy for "lifeguards-to be" while they did there testing. as they tried to rescue me, i'd punch and kick them away to simulate a real life rescuing :D

    on one of the tests we had to take to be sent to the "shark" level - the highest level of swimming class at the pool, we had to jump in the pool fully dressed, and undress while staying underwater without taking a breath. i wore a 3 piece suit and shoes while everyone else wore a t-shirt and pants or shorts :D
     
  2. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    i learned how to swim when i was 3 when my dad tossed me into the deep end of a pool. he said "well thats how my dad taught me". i wish i was joking but hey, it worked.
     
  3. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    cool :D
    i went swimming last night but i didn't bring a suit, so i had to go in my bra and panties type thing :D
    i had so much fun, and now i want to go swimming again :D
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    well same thing happened to me, but i was 3 months when my parents dropped me in the pool. :D
     
  5. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    ^ i dont own a swimsuit, i always go in a bra & panties. thats pretty much the only reson i have panties because i dont wear them under clothes.

    either that or i go naked.
     
  6. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    hahaha :eek:
    i fear for your kid :D


    i took lessons and had so much fun, almost became a lifegaurd but i stopped :confused:
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    why not get nekid? :D
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i would have gone naked but it would have been weird, there was a chick there that sorta has a thing for me, and i'm not really into that ...
    but it was fun anyways :D
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I was a lifeguard for 2 summers. My favorite part was playing a victim.

    When I was helping the instructor teach a course at the community sollege one kid was bitching the entire time he tried to 'rescue' me so I kept dunking him.

    Homeboy kept threatening me. "If you don't come with me I'm going to..."

    *Dunk*

    I ended up swimming back on that rescuce. [​IMG]
     
  10. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    I learned to swim quite young too, I had inteneded to be a lifeguard after all of those lessons, but never went through with it. I am craving some ocean time right now :(
     
  11. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    yeah - yeah pull the other one,flashy.Backstroke is the easiest.Soaping your bollocks under a small country bridge near two fisherman and feeling safe is not - but cleanliness is next to godliness......
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i never became a lifeguard, dunno why? but i want to take the class. i know all the stuff, basically, i just need to pay the fees :D haha, its so sad, i'm just holding off because if i do become a lifeguard, then i'll probably work at my school during the year, and i'd make 5.75/hr and really, my skills are worth more than that :D so i'm waiting to take the class

    but when my sister took her test, i was her dummy. she's wicked strong, i'm over double her weight and she did a great job "rescuing" me. i doubt the other kids there would have been able to do the same.
     
  13. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    this comment has left me quite confused...but...okay :D
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    you should do it :D
    i should too, i was like one level away from getting it..:confused:
    i quit alot of things :rolleyes:
     
  15. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Yeah, being a lifeguard doesn't pay well. And I never saved anyone other then reaching out a hand to a few kids that were struggling to get to the other side.

    It wasn't too bad though. Good to know your sister could beat you up. [​IMG]
     
  16. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    just knowing how to swim is good knowledge.Teaching it to others is fucking amazing - it has a real point to it.I try to only do jobs that are worthwhile - it pays nothing much financially - only the chance to live life a while for something useful - worth its weight in gold.If your'e good..
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    my sister makes good money for a lifeguard. you get more money as you up your certifacations.

    and um, she can't beat me up, she's strong, but not that strong :D
     
  18. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i could prolly beat you up:H


    because of two reasons, one i'm not real, and two my breasts :H
     
  19. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    large breasts will make you fall over

    .....unless you wear a rucksack
     
  20. CyndiLouWho323

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    I doggie paddled until I was about 6 years old. After that, I got sick of it and asked my mom for swimming lessons. :&
     
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