Moral Question?

God, Magilla Gorilla, and the Devil are sitting on a corner.

Little Suzie walks buy. Little Suzie has bird flu.

God comforts little suzie and offers her a chance at eternal salvation. If she doesn't subjegate herself, hell awaits her.

The devil offers her a cure for bird flu. If she does accept, hell awaits her.

Magilla Gorilla offers her a bannana.

Which side are your on?

 

The gorilla, because the other two are just figments of your fucking imagination.

 

but are fragments of your imagination really all that bad?

 

i'll try to answer this but what's wrong with subjugating herself to the lord?

 

Because Susie goes to hell if she doesn't...

I'd say the bananas the safe bet.

 

Pervert gorilla

 

Everybodys a pervert here. Especially the gorilla. But especially god.

 

bananas are always good

 

bananas are good, but i can get all the bananas in heaven if i ask nicely

 

I know
but according to the bible subjugating yourself to the lord doesn't sound that bad. i mean you'll end up in a pretty place and get to hang out with baby jesus and angels and whatnot.

you should have put this differently...i'm going to post a thread about this.

 

I may post a long drawn out response.

Just a warning. I have one saved.

 

I'd shove the banana up the devil's ass, cough in god's general direction, then me and the Gorilla would run away to Vegas and get hitched.

 

What happens in Vegas baby.

 

can i come to vegas too?

 

i'm still looking for that story i wanted to post, it's really a great analogy...has to do with zen buddhism and shit.
i'm super tired though i just came back from somewhere else...

 

Sure thing.

 

Well if you can't find it, I'm going to go ahead and post my satan thread.

 

my moral fiber comes up every mornin. be it my dick my puke or the streamin albino shit .darker yer shit the longer its oxidized. thats deep shit.you got yellow green orange shit? no oxycotton kid.so keepit in yer ass . mull it over.

 

That was a banana? I thought the gorilla was just real happy to see her.

 

magilla gorilla is the only one that didn't threaten to punish her for taking, or not taking the banana. I bet he stuck a roofie in there