Alright so my friend has been getting drug tested for a while but he's always been able to beat it because when he went clean for a couple months he pissed in a bottle and held onto it. This time they called his mom back saying something was wrong with the numbers and they thought he used old piss. So. He was tested again supervised and failed. He left me a voice mail saying he got busted and since I'm his best friend and I hang out with him a lot his mom would be calling my parents shortly and discussing it with them. Luckily my parents were gone today but she called 3 times. I was busted once but got out of it very easily but I'm not prepared this time. What should I say when confronted by my parents? They are 100% against weed and would never accept it. Being honest and telling them the truth will do absolutely nothing. Your help is appreciated.
chug water like a mother, and ull piss will be diluated if they test you.. get rid of everything you have that might get u in trouble, and then act like it a surprise that he does it and that your really pissed at him for not being honest with you or some bs liek that... and with a little luck itll work
lol. Not the direction a pothead would like to go. I was thinking more of the talking thing than the murdering and jail thing.
Yea thats most definitely my main plan right now but there are going to be a lot of questions asked since I was already busted once before and told my ma I would never touch it again. Also he's come over to my house several times without my parents here when his mother thought they were here.
just say he smokes with other people and he doesnt do it often at that. i mean theres no way ur parents r gonna think ur lying. they have to give u the benefit of the doubt.
Yeah, dude, totally go Menendez on their asses. And then if you get caught, at the trial, do like they did on SNL.
ya but seriously u need to go about this delicately because if u make is seem like ur friend is a bad influence, ur rents rnt gonna want u hangin around him and he wont b able to come over wen they aint home (well they wont want him to ]. id say that he stopped and got peer pressured into it about a week b4 he got caught. he had the old piss cuz he used to smoke alot but stopped a month or two ago and smoked once recently cuz everyone else was doing it or some chick he liked was doing it. make him seem like he was trying to turn his life around and this was a one time occurrance. once they believe that story just deny smokin with him. trust me, ive gotten away with so much shit cuz of my well thought out lies. as my uncle always says, IF YOU MIX ENOUGH MAYONAISE WITH BULLSHIT, YOU CAN PASS IT OFF AS A SANDWICH.
this happened to me, unfortunately I was unprepared and just broke down and told the truth. Just act surprised that he still had it in his system and say that he only did it once or twice to your knowledge.
Ok well it's sunday night around 11 here and she hasnt called since yesterday. Nothing has happened yet but being the paranoid stoner I am I'm pretty worried still. Snoopdogg I'm definitely considering what you said as my number one story. Just admit he did it but still make him sound good so I can still hang out with him.
UPDATE: Whew. I'm alright. His mom was just calling to say I couldnt come over and shit. I'm off the hook for now and very happy since I just picked up an 8th!!!
