I've decided to become a nun

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by LuckyStripe, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Nun it is.
     
  2. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    Fuck that shit, sexi s AWESOME.
     
  3. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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  4. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    i couldnt hack it as a nun i dont think. they cant have sex, & if they have impure thoughts, they pray. that wouldnt work for me, i dont pray.
     
  5. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    Mmmmmmm sucking.
     
  6. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I wouldn't be good as a nun I guess. Just sounds nice.
     
  7. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Well you could be a bad naughty stoner Nun.
     
  8. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I think if all you do is pray when you have impure thoughts then guys would make great nuns. I know lots of guys throughout my life that saw a great looking girl and prayed about it. (Oh god would I love to nail her, lol) :D
     
  9. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    I want to be a SUPER nun
    >_>
    <_<
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    for all the nuns out there with impure thoughts, i'll be the Kramer that rescues them :D
     
  11. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    congratulations
     
  12. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    I want to be the nun reformer. Turning nuns out. the young ones of course
     
  13. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    my friends husbands grandma.. was a nun.. then she left the church got married an had 12 kids :eek:
     
  14. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Good man, but i think the 12 kids are a wee bit too many
     
  15. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Hell she was a nun, if your were a monk and then started fucking would you want to take time out to slide on a rubber?
     
  16. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    I've been there a few times in my life. Wanting to be a nun, that is. I don't think I could make it though. I just enjoy sex too much. :X :p :)
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I'd hate to be married to God. He's such a vengeful husband.
     
  18. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Why don't you join the peace corps instead? You'll help many many more people.
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    And you won't have a bigomist, egotistical, jealous husband, either. Well, unless you marry an asshole. Then, it's like marrying God, only...you can touch his whoo hoo.
     
  20. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I'd only want to be a shaolin monk. Dedicating my life to the mastery of Wu Shu.

    Being able to rip someones face off is very spiritual. [​IMG]
     
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