I'm squeezing my ball

Someone gave me one of those stress balls at work. Its very habit forming but I heard its good for preventing carpel tunnel so Im squeezing away.

 

Someone at work likes you?

 

Why not, I'm charming as fuck?

 

Oh, for fucking sure.

 

maybe you should have that person squeeze your ball for you


testies.. testies one, two, three?

 

I'm a smooth criminal. no dirty michael jackson jokes please.
Many of you clicked here thinking about my junksack, pervs...

 

I thought nothing But good luck with those exercises slut >_>

 

Why the sad face? I said junksack

 

sounds like a great idea.

 

I thought it sounded too sexual for the work place, you sexual deviant you.

 

oh, damn its lunch time. Sorry folks my stomach is more powerful than my libido. See ya!

 

what do you do at work besides sqeeze your balls... ahem.... ball, and post on HF's?

 

I work sometimes, multitask. Its how i feed myself, pathetic as it is.

 

what is your title?

 

Slut
I dont like to sugarcoat things

 

Oh it's not "slut coordinator" or "slut manager" or anything like that?

 

No, im on the bottom

 

of course.... you're a taker then?