its not the most stupid thing but it is the most recent a bunch of kids trying to cross a road on their bikes that had just been laid with molten tar, the road-worker guys trying to explain to these brats that they can't go across. they all start complaining so finally the guys said " look its your bike if you want to wreck it go ahead", stupid kids shouting back "yeah dude we know its our bikes duh" as they skulk away. sorry for the rant.
well, I don't know if this counts, but its a horribly retarded joke people around here used to think was the funniest shit ever. There's this 80 year old guy and he's married to a beautiful young woman. The woman gets pregnant, nine months later she has the baby. the Doc asks the old man "how did you do it?" The old man replies "i keep my motor running, I keep my motor running.." The woman gets pregnant again, and nine months later has another baby. Again, the doc asks the old man "how'd you do it?" The old man replies "i keep my motor running, I keep my motor running.." The woman gets pregnant a third time, and has yet another baby. The doc asks the old man, "how did you do it?" The old man replies "i keep my motor running, I keep my motor running.." The doc says "well, i think you'd better change your oil because this one's black." yuk yuk.....I guess that's what I get living around a bunch of redneck trash.
gay marriages being banned. thats bullshit. im not gay but it still pisses me off. just let people live dammit! no one's being hurt!
Okay,Okay,you got me ... I do have the wrist cuffs...a few of them. One that says H...and one that says O... for shizzle.
