I have a job

I am not proud of this, but I admit I do have a job.
I am also not exited about it, but it gets me the money I need for leaving the job. In a way I have a paradoxal job.

 

Who are you and what have you done to our vogel?

 

O_O

you
have
a
job?!

O
M
G

 

Vogel?

No more Adventures For Shoes Now I Guess...

 

Hippiedom sucks without having money.

 

Sellout!

















Can I borrow 5 bucks?

 

Birdy, selling your sperm is not a career!

 

Sperm banks are more interested in quantity than quality these days.

 

Oh, then Birdy is set... he can go on and on and on.

 

Yes, but the problem is spermbanks do not need air and that is all that comes out after the 17th time.

 

They should hook him up to one of those machines they use to milk cows.

 

Really...What is Vogel?

Gaah...

*pms*

 

That's true... maybe you should sell your body to science and make money that way.

 

where are you working?

 

Oh, just in the Netherlands.

 

Selling drugs to teenagers?

 

No, pimping them.

 

Badass.