What is it with bikers?

How about if I eat that dog?

 

Bikerdrew I mean Wizarddrew - do you feel any shame in only riding a pushbike? - I mean I thought the motorbike spirit of adventure was something that is in the blood.Don't you miss the speed,the ability to take a girl for that ride.I've taken a few girls - even a woman/nymphomaniac of 45years down to the wine-shop at 10.00pm on the back of my pushbike - then we've had a few beers and I've done a display of machissmo and cycled her back up the hill - on the point of heart-attack - like an idiot.I reallywish I had a bike license it has to be said.I got a chainsaw license so I should really be able to get on a bike - with a trailer - that I could put my accordian in - then I'd be practically a self sufficient idiot-on-wheels.install an mp3 player with speakers.. maybe? then hit the dawn on the lone highway - or am i just pipe dreaming?

 

Depends on the breed.
I know some here..They're all too old too be up to much besides takin' care of their families. Those bikes are expensive, all these guys work..My female friend who tends bar has two kids...They smoke some weed...Drink watered down beer and listen to classic rock...Not really a big deal.

 

Im not a biker, youre not a biker. And i avoid them at all costs, cuz all the real bikers (and I dont jus tmean folks who own a motorcycle) are scary ass motherfuckers around here.

 

some will rape you and cut your throat.