k so I am in a random drug test at my school for a sport. when you take my schools test you go into a private bathroom and I am guessing it is a very low budget urine test. my question is can I take a piss into the container, and then just dilute it with warm water? as long as its warm and yellow my old school nurses wont notice i'm sure. but will the test be voided because of the amount of water or something? I could pretty much do anything while I'm in the bathroom. do you recommend and easier on the spot way of doping my sample?
Just get a friend's clean piss and sneak it in. If you put any piss in it is still dirty piss no matter how much water you put it. Just put some clean urine in a tiny container and tape it to your leg or something.
Well i'd have to keep piss in my locker the whole year for the occasion that I might actually be called to the nurses office. How can i get it warm real quick?
this might be a dumb idea (im not experienced at this) but i'd think you could just keep them in an insulated thing (like gloves or a jacket or a little fleece blanket or something), as long as the insulation is good and it's well hidden.
If they're testing for temperature it has to be between 90-100 I think I'm not sure of the exact range but its around there so wrapping it up is not going to help. The only way to keep it between 90-100 is to keep it between your leg and sack which would keep it at your body temperature (98.6) or close to it. My guess is they won't test the temperature.
lol yea I wouldn't wanna tape piss to my leg either. Do they temperature test it with the strips or do you just want it to be warm so they won't be sketched out?
I'm pretty sure they wont test it for temperature at all, I just want it to be considerably warm enough to not be second thought.
Yeah I would just close up the container and run hot water over it then dry it off. If for some reason they ask you why you ran the water so long just say you were washing your hands.
Yeah, that should probly work. I just hope piss doesnt like spoil or go bad or something from sitting warm so long. Whatever, its a good back up in case I actually get selected. thanks
Wait until the rest of your buddies on the team are being tested, it's not like they'll test a couple people one day, the rest like a couple months later. My guess would be everyone will be around the same time, so wait to hear from ur teammates, unless your fucked and the first to be tested.
