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Glad you had fun, BTW. Stealing from stores is no big deal, but don't steal from individuals; that's a no-no.

 

One time when I was in about 3rd grade I stole a box of slim fast bars...I'm not sure why. I opened one and took a bite and it was disgusting and I think they're still in my closet.

 

I stole a payphone one time, and the steel pole it was attached to. My friend had some court fines to pay off, and our teacher told us a story about when she was younger, having stolen a payphone and gotten $80 out of it. We decided to try it. We knocked the entire pole down that the payphone was attached to, by ramming it with the van. The pole fell over and we discovered that we needed bolt cutters to get the pole out of the ground, so we went back to my friend's house and got some bolt cutters. Then we went back to the payphone and cut the pole out of the ground and loaded it into the back of the van, and the whole pole was about 300lbs so it took all three of us to lift it into the van. We then took it back to my friend's house to try to open it, but their granddad thought we were robbers and came out with a baseball bat and told us to leave because he wanted to have me arrested since I was the only one over 18. We just loaded the phone and pole back into the van and dropped it on the beach. We ended up getting $20 out of it and just put it towards weed instead of court fines.

 

I got a Yield sign for my 18th birthday from my younger friends who had gone on a sign-stealing spree. I also used to dine on snack food that was jacked from the local convenience store. So, yeah...I was an accessory to crime. Haha. I also tend to steal food from DQ. But by god, I work there, I am entitled to a burger or a Blizzard. Hehe.

But I have never stolen anything like a payphone...that is a first I've heard of, I believe. It is amusing when people take random weird shit.

When I was in 9th grade, several of my friends stole random school supplies. One of them took our algebra teacher's stapler and one day, a kid was complaining about having to paperclip our papers together and the teacher said, "Well, if someone hadn't stolen my stapler..." and my friend burst out laughing and he was like, "IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE MY STAPLER! I WANT IT BACK!" and she replied with, "No can do, sir, but would you like Ms. Miller's sticky tape dispenser?" Haha, she had like an office supply store in her locker.

I also have a friend who liked to try to steal the animals they had in formaldehyde in the science lab. There was a shark and that was probably the coolest of all of them and he tried for years to steal that. Never got it...lol. I think I may bargain with the principal and see if I can't buy it off the science department at the high school as a birthday present, lol.

 

When I was 16 we used to sneak 2 liter bottles of 7UP and bottles of Dom Perignon into the grocery store bathroom. Dump out the 7UP and fill the 2 liters up with Dom, then go pay 2 bucks for $200 worth of champagne at the register.

 

haha I like that idea ^

 

Speaking of birthday presents........two of my friends and I were in a sporting goods store looking for a pink bike for my friend's little daughter. We found the one he wanted and we went to the desk to buy it. The guy at the desk told us to take the bike to the first floor checkout and buy it. So we tried to make our way downstairs to the checkout, but we accidentally walked out of the store. When we realized it my friend tried to turn back to go pay the $120 for the bike, but I told him to keep walking and just get the bike for free. I mean, we were already out of the store; might as well keep going. We ended up spending the money that he was gonna spend on the bike and ended up buying an ounce of weed.

 

LOL! That's a great story.

 

child play,
when you steal say, a car then let me know and ill be impressed...

 

Cars are easy to steal, though, man... Now, when you steal an entire convenience store, THAT will be impressive.

 

yes cars are easy to steal...but dont ever blow the transmission on the car when you steal it...thats a mistake i made many years ago...i was 18 and foolish...

 

You get a bonus if Apu is still inside.

 

stealin from the local corner store is not cool... we only steal from the big corporations... every week my friends go racking (what we call it) at the supermart and holy fuck theres 6 of them and they bring back trollys full of shit each. it's the most ive ever seen anyone steal... its nuts... gotta be at least a grand in one hit. there's a sneaky way of walking out at this one place.

there's photos of all the shopping bags on their kitchen floor, takes up all the room cos there's at least 30 bags, but i dont have any on my computer. they live like kings. is quite insane. i used to be against stealing until i realised that i don't give a shit.

 

I've always wanted to steal a train

 

Thats seriously fucking cool. I always get frightened that i'm "being watched" or something like that, but i have a job and money and things to lose. I suppose if you're desperate or you don't give a fuck you just do it and realise that you can do it. I never expected my friends to shoplift but they ran out of money in New Zealand and they just started walking out of places with all kinds of shit.

 

Ever worked at a convienance store? Half of the employees that work there are stealing shit, so chances are, they don't really care if you steal shit too.

 

That was 10 years ago when they didn't have cameras in every position imaginable. Working at my store is like some sort of 24 hour reality TV show. Its weird though, they don't have a camera in the room where they store the porno mags

 

lol yeh my friends are so confident, cocky and just dont care. stuff is always so much better when its free. i can't believe they havent been caught yet... im sure the company would have noticed the insane amount of missing stock. everyone who goes over to their place can't believe how they are so poor yet they have an absolute overload of food in the house. when one of them was working at woolies they did alcohol hits as well.... like $5 for 15 bottles of alcs... its crazy. cant say i havent been reaping in the benefits though. they got me all the expensive face creams to try hehehe

did i mention they also do petrol runs... with fake plates. which is a bit scary to me since there are cameras every where.

 

thats the rule!

i have no remorse in stealing from stores, im po' nigga
honestly i have jacked so much shit

but i have serious issues with stealing from individuals, its a no no

 

Who do you think the tips in the tip jar belonged to?

Ya, you're cool



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