My stalker

I went to the local food pantry near my town, to pick up some food. I was in a fairly good mood that day, and didn't mind idle chit chat with the idiot in the town I had to go to for this. Well, this one bitch wouldn't leave me alone, just kept talking and talking.... I finally got the shit I was getting and got out of there.
A few day later, I was at school, taking break with some of my fellow classmates. From behind me I hear, "I didn't notice how long your hair was the other day". I turn around to see who was talking to me, and it was the same crazy bitch. (Just so you know, I don't refer to all women as bitches, just the ones that I don't like). She goes to the same school as me! Now everytime I go on break, she keeps trying to talk to me. I find her rather annoying, and really don't want to be her friend, but I am polite enough that I don't just tell her to fuck off, though I am getting close to it.
The other day I went out on break and there she is. She walks up to me and says she thinks that her starter in her car is getting ready to quit working, and that she would like to have my phone number, incase she needed a ride to school. Lucky for me, I didn't even have to lie, I don't have a phone. Never have I been so happy to be poor. It just sucks, I feel like I can't go on break without looking over my shoulder. I know I got a sweet ass, but damn(just kidding). I think I need to find a different spot to go for break.

 

cant you just tell her politely that you would like to spend the break alone?

 

but she does sound like a psycho bitch

 

I can't think of any polite ways to make her get the picture. I don't want to be an asshole, but on the same hand........

 

I know what you mean, i ahd a similar problem, some girl started talking to me, she was like 'can we be friends' so i was like 'uh, okay..' and then she said 'can we be best friends' i was like 'WHAT THE HELL?' i didnt even really know her! but you are right to be polite, but you have to give her the hint

 

Sell her some Amway or Fuller Brush.

 

What if she is into that network marketing shit? Maybe it's a big ploy, and she wants me to sell her into that stuff. It may be a trick.

 

Pretend you're starting a cult and get her to turn all her money and possessions over to you then send her out on a 10-year pilgimage to prove her devotion to you.

 

ya go totally goth and scare her away