What's the dumbest thing you've ever done and/or said?

Don't know if there's 1 of these going around currently, if not, here you are! Post your response here. As for myself, I'm not sure if this exactly qualifies, as I don't quite consider it 1 of my dumber moments, but I did manage to get up the nerve to tell the musician I fancy that I like him & ask "if I were to ask u if I could kiss u, would u let me?" His response: "well, I'm kinda (or sorta, I can't remember exactly) seeing someone at the moment, so it'd be a little awkward." Ah well, at least I asked. Your turn!

 

Don't know what the dumbest thing I've ever SAID was. Done- I might be able to come up with something- if I actually felt about THINKING about those things... which I don't....

 

My history teacher at high school said that the world was running out of oil so I said 'well why don't they stop using it for cars and just use it for cooking?'

Yesss ladies and gents I thought car oil and cooking oil were the same thing.

 

Lol!

 

hehe, "Save the trees...wipe your ass with an owl" thats funny, lol

 

well, i have a huge list of dumb things i've said or done - i stick them in my blonde moment pile....

the recent dumb thing i've said was: my parents were making peppermint martinis, i said i wanted one after they had there's made. so i give them a martini glass and go back to the living room. i go back out and go to pick up the glass and it was filled with clear liquid (turned out to be ice water to chill the glass). so i ask why there drinks were red while mine was clear. they said they were chilling the glass. so i then say, "will it turn red like yours in a few seconds?" so then they tell me its just ice water in the glass.

i'm still looking at them wierd and they say its just water again. then i put this embarassed look on my face and just walk away...

 

The list is endless........

 

i have done so much stupid shit...y'all would beleive.

way too much to list.

 

I DO three times.

 

LOL LOL Or when they walk up if you know your busted anyway say-Hi I would like two happy meals-a Big Mac-an order of fries and a Large Coke. Oh and super size it too!

 

I DO...and that will never happen again!!!

 

I was at a party, there were some folks humping in the bathroom and I had to drop a deuce. So I went outside, grabbed a tree and leaned back, crapped, and wound up shitting all over the back of my feet. No change of clothes or shoes, and I had to hose the shit off of myself just to go back inside without stink. Very disturbing at the time...

 

my friend dan and i were at Shaws supermarket getting some food for the room. we were walking around and we saw some candles and we ventured over and looked. one of the candles was Chocolate Chip Cookie - it had little wax chocolate chips. now for some reason, i actually thought the wax chocolate chips were real chocolate chips. so what did i do? i took a few of the wax chocolate chips and put them in my mouth and chewed expecting to taste chocolate, but all i could taste was wax...

 

i almost got married...

 

I said something really vulgar-like something most guys would never even say while drunk and stoned in front of a large group of people):

 

Did you drop the "C" bomb?

 

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too many to include here... but hey it's mbintheoc!!!! hey, girl!

 

when I was little I would watch Disney movies and you know at the beginning, where there's the castle and the word Disney in fancy curly writing? Well, the way the y was written made me think it was a p and until I was about 12 I thought Disney was spelt with a silent p, like Disnep and that we just pronounced it as a y. (what was worse was that I felt really smart for knowing this when no else seemed to have realised)

but yes.....i thought it was Disnep

 

^^^^^^^^^^^ that is fucking hilarious