Living Will

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Fluffernutter, Aug 19, 2006.

  1. Fluffernutter

    Fluffernutter Member

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    I___Fluffernutter_______________being of sound mind and body, do NOT wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldnt pass eighth grade biology class if their life depended on it ..or lawyers/ doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
    if a reasonable amount of time passes and i fail to ask for at least one of the following:..Sex ..Manhattan.. Margarita..martini..cold beer..sex on the beach..burger and fries..pizza..potato chips..bowl of ice cream..chocolate..pickled egg and did mention SEX...it should be presumed that i wont ever get better..When such a dertermination is reached, i hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug..reel in the tubes and call it a day Signed FLUFFERNUTTER
     
  2. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    There was Once a Demon Called Flutter in my Dream...
     
  3. I'm sorry, i like vegetables.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    If I see a comatose peanut butter and banana sandwich, I'll pull the plug now. It's good to know fluffernutters would rather pass peacefully than live off of tubes and machines.
     
  5. pappalorenzo

    pappalorenzo Member

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    Tubes and machines, sterio types and cones ... why does every body keep reminding me of this shit, it's here and it's not going, virtue, righteousness, beauty, ah yah you wanna sea'em look at'em !!! ... errrrrr can't look any more :( Guess I lived among them for too dam long
     
  6. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    If I ain't asking about my kids or for the internet then u should know I'm already dead.
     
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