Possible cancer on my chest?

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  1. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    ooooo my god what a nice week it has been for me lol. well. ill start with the cancer thing. Yesterday night right after i took a shower i noticed a mole on my chest got really big and dark and looked like it was growing alot, this concerned me, this morning i woke up to find it has almost double in size, so i go to the doctor, wait for an hour for her to look at it and tell me that i need to go to a dermatologist(duuh i could have told her that) and so she gives me some guy that has an office 40 miles away, the closest and best guy that accepts the medical insurance i have. so we get there an hour later to find loads of people waiting for his ass outside until he got back. sure enough he got back...a fucking HOUR later...waited in the waiting room for another freakin hour...finally got called int the room where i waited another hour and 30 minutes for a doc to look at this thing for 5 minutes and tell me that they need to shoot it up with some numbing thing and cut it off. so i coroperate. he said he would be back in 15 minutes...does he come back in 15 minutes?? of course not! i waited in that damn room for another fuckin hour(ok ok like 55 minutes) for him to come back in with a nurse(both reeked of pot) to cut this fucking mole off my damn chest that only took mabye 10 minutes tops. and thats it..he puts it in a vile and examine it till i get a report about it in the next...4 weeks... walks away and we head out the door. BUT wait. right when i walk out the door i turn to see this car tumbling mabye 6 times down the street 30 yards away from me, yea it was pretty fucking cool so we get out of there as soon as we can before traffic gets backed up(and whoever drives on the highway on friday afternoon knows what i mean) and so yea thats my vicious fight with cancer story. did you like it? i sure hope...but you probably didn't so ehh ...it all ended up with me smoking a joint. takeing several shots and having a tub of ice cream at my fingertips muahahaha ooo i love happy endings..peace n luv n sometimes ice cream
     
  2. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    they thought i had testicular cancer one time..........

    they didnt cut nothn off tho.....
    (thank jesus)


    hey....WERE CANCER SURVIVORS!!!!! hell yea lol
     
  3. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    no this is for real hella weird.

    i had a cancerous mole on my chest when i was like 12 or 13 & the same shit happened to me, no shit. they shot something into it with a needle & cut it off. then i went home and got high.
     
  4. opalfruit

    opalfruit Member

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    so you think its cool that someone might be dead in that car crash? what if it wa your mother?
     
  5. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    I'm pretty sure it was your sense of humour in the car, opalfruit.
     
  6. VileKyle

    VileKyle Member

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    Agreed.
     
  7. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    ^^ *burning sound*

    cool story, that's nuckin futs that you saw a car tumbling down the road. that's happened to me once (when i was in a car accident when i was younger), but ive never seen it.
     
  8. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    um..yea?

    my mother has already passed away more than 10 years ago so thats a stupid question but to answer it...umm i dunno i'd probably see if shes okay mabye? [​IMG]

    woah thats crazy. what side of your chest? and you were getting high at the age 12-13? thats crazy
     
  9. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    ^ hell yeah i was.

    and it was pretty much in the center of my chest, more to the right, on the part of my chest right underneath my boob. i still have a nasty scar.
     
  10. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    gettin high at 12? ah a young toker i see :)
     
  11. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    lol mine was on the top right next to my shoulder...and i keep care of it because if i dont it would look like a 3rd nipple.
     
  12. neongreen

    neongreen Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ sorry but thats hilarious at the momment
     
  13. theshaman

    theshaman Member

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    I didn't enjoy it because it was a possible if not actual cancerous tumor, but I guess it's all good now so that I do enjoy. Several of my family members have died of or had cancer, so I've been pretty active in the fight against it, I cut my hair last year and gave it to Locks for Love. I'm not trying to brag or anything, I'm just drunk, so don't get me wrong. But thank God that it's cool now and if I remember, I'll take a hit for you next time I smoke. But no promises, it's in spirit if I don't remember right away. Sometime I will though, probably.
     
  14. opalfruit

    opalfruit Member

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    yeah sorry wa just in a bad mood yesterday 40 oz!
     
  15. peacelovebarefeet

    peacelovebarefeet BuRniN oNe...

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    Whoa.. I kinda have had the same experience when I was 11-12. Only it was a mole on my leg, and they had to put me under (YAY!) to cut it off or whatever. My brother picked me up from the doctor's office, and I was still all loopy, and we went to his house and got stoned off his newly bought bong. Pretty much the best day ever.
     
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