My balls itch, but I enjoy that kind of itching

Normally I scratch myself when I am itching, but when my balls itch I let them itch.

 

And I'm so glad you wanted to let me know.

 

No problem, man.

 

I can't stand it when guys scratch their balls... makes me wanna kick

 

my friend Nick has icthy balls and we laugh at him and tell him he has crabbs

 

I am glad you have no reason to kick me then.

 

lol, i have one of those long back scratchers with the plastic hand on it...works great!

 

This is not about scratching your back, but about not scatching your balls.

 

No bird, I use the plastic hand on my balls

 

Why?

 

because my other hand is in a bag of cheese doodles

 

meh

 

I've never been Meh'ed before.

 

it wasn't for you. so you still haven't been Meh'd before

 

Has anybody else noticed that bird is much more open about his genitals these days?

 

Yes, it's scary. I am glad he lives so far away, or else I would fear the idea of him walking up to me on the street and just start rubbing his balls like mad.