My new gf failed the sniff test...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Raving Sultan, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    should I dump her before it gets more serious?
    So I have this girl who I just started seeing at my place last nite, we havent gone all the way yet.
    We start messing around on the sofa and i smartly stuck my face between her legs and breathed in her aroma. It was horrible. She started sliding her jeans down as if she wanted me to lick her but I knew I just couldnt.
    So i just rubbed her alittle and fingered her last nite.
    After she left I smelled my hand and had to wash it 2 times before the stench went away.
    I dont know what to do, I think the next time i see her this weekend she might give it up and I dont think i can do it.
    Should I dump her now?
     
  2. trekker

    trekker Intrepid Traveler

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    If you love the girl then stay with her. If you are just wishing for sex, and she turns you off; you shouldn't be having sex with anybody.
     
  3. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Take anything daily for sinuses?
    Considered not? *c*


    There are worse things...
    ... I'm certain but am currently drawing a ________
     
  4. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    umm next time you're together suggest she take a s hower with you... if she's smelly from sweating a lot a shower should take care of it, but if she's just naturally offensive to you i'd be wary... sometimes those biological signs are really important.
     
  5. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    Talkt o her about it. Like TL said, shower with hter. Get some pineapple juice and offer her some every time she's over, cook for her but things with more veggies/fruits, less redmeat and grease. But seriously, let her know whats up because otherwsie shell go crazy wondering why you arent going down on her.
     
  6. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Yep, shower her, lather her up, and try again. After that, if the ho still stank, find a new skank :D
     
  7. jimmydean885

    jimmydean885 Member

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    she might have been on her period. she probably would have told you, but dont girls get really horny during there period? if thats true then maybe she was too horny and in the moment to remember to tell you, i dunno.
     
  8. jimmydean885

    jimmydean885 Member

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    wait im retarded, it would have been bloody or whatever... maybe getting close to it or somthing. just ignore me im an idiot
     
  9. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Ya might be closer than ya think...
     
  10. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Like tigerlilly said, check her aroma when she is clean. If a bad odor is still present, it might be an indication of a yeast infection or something that an MD should check out.
     
  11. zeppelin kid

    zeppelin kid Member

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    Whats the sniff test?
     
  12. Citygirl57

    Citygirl57 Member

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    did she work all day? maybe she had a long day.
    if you like her, I think that you should give her another chance!
    if not, maybe she isn't clean. some women are cleaner than other women!



     
  13. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    YES!!!
    Dump her fast Bro.
    LOL I remember being in the same situation and I kept moving away every time she tried to stick in my face. Till she said so how come you don't want to eat my pussy. I said well I have this front tooth and it's coming out and I was afraid it would get knocked out. LOL
    Was far better then saying-look whatever you got in there it's gone way bad and stinking up my bed.
    Stick with Vegans-they taste the best by far in my field testing over the years.
    Also-for yourself eat lot's cinnamon-makes your cum taste better.
     
  14. Citygirl57

    Citygirl57 Member

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    oh you guys are mean!
     
  15. earthmomma

    earthmomma Senior Member

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    :eek: I didnt know that... I'll have to get my hubby to try it... although, his has improved greatly since i've been cooking him vegetarian meals...as has my own..BTW the rumour about pineapple juice is true.. we almost always have pineapple inthe house!:D
     
  16. Citygirl57

    Citygirl57 Member

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    who said I was offended, my pussy never smells! I am immaculate!
     
  17. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Prove it!
     
  18. Citygirl57

    Citygirl57 Member

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    I don't have to prove it, I am stating a fact!
     
  19. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    All pussies have an odour, its just a question of how strong and whether or not its appealign to the guy youre with.
     
  20. Citygirl57

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    well, come over and take a whiff!
     

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