If you were a stripper/porn star, what would your stage name be?

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  1. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    Hmm... it's kinda hard, like picking names for your kids almost. Gahh, I'll have to come back to it, but if anyone has any names of their own, you know I'm dying to hear it ;)
     
  2. blitz7341

    blitz7341 Banned

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    my name would be pizza pussy santa. because everyone wants one of those
     
  3. Nicksteckler10

    Nicksteckler10 Member

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    Not sure but I would hope that I got to look like robert plant. But maybe something like " the poka cobra"
     
  4. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    Lightningbolt
     
  5. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    Rascal crabtree.
     
  6. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    I'd have a Korean name. I'd be Lo Hung Dong.

    And, umm about the pizza pussy santa thing. Well, I like pizza, and I like pussy, and Santa is okay I guess but all three at the same time would be way too weird even for me.
     
  7. BeaverKoffi

    BeaverKoffi Member

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    Fuck Machine ! <3
     
  8. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    You've heard of 'Popeye' well my porn stage name would be:

    'Cock-eye' [​IMG]

     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Dickie McRichards.
     
  10. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    Tara Swallows.
    Lmao.
    Or Skippy.
     
  11. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Bambi. My father was killed by a hunter, so it fits ;)
     
  12. bkcmar

    bkcmar keep those feet bare

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    Well my drag name is Marleeka. Therefore since I would be a gay stripper, my name would be Bottoms Up Daddy.;)
     
  13. Nicksteckler10

    Nicksteckler10 Member

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    haha I saw something on this on MAD TV. Tommy Salami.
     
  14. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Boner the Stoner
     
  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Master Bates.
     
  16. Pothead Pixie

    Pothead Pixie Member

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    Mine would be Juicy-K like Juicy J from three six mafia!!!<3
     
  17. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    they all kina have porn star names hahaha.....

    im "crunchy black" then....
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Dick Spoogesplatter
     
  19. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    I took some internet quiz once that said my stripper name would be "Illusion".
    Nice. That's perfect for me, because if anyone ever spots me up on a pole dancing, they'll be seeing things.LOL.
     
  20. revolution_time

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    Charles Braun baby. lol, i took my middle name, and then the street i live on.
     

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