i fucken hate men

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Balloonatic, Aug 24, 2006.

  1. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    who use up all the conditioner jerking off in the shower. fucken buy me new conditioner & GET YOUR OWN!!!!
     
  2. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Who the hell does that!? Seriously, you really know somebody who does that? Man, that dude has GOT to have some issues.
     
  3. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    eewwww that is wrong in so many ways.
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Conditioner works nicely. It doesn't burn like soap and shampoo does.
     
  5. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    i never really liked jerking in the shower...i like doing it on places im most likely to have sex so i dont get a hard one just from washing myself
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Shit, may as well multi-task; bust a nut and clean yourself at the same time. It's a real time saver.
     
  7. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    How fucking rude.
    Break a light bulb and put the glass in their soap.
     
  8. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    i can do that :D

    there are plenty of broken lightbulbs..

    I HATE TWEAKERS HE HAD IT COMIN
     
  9. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    ahhh just the image brought pain to my children.
     
  10. kayahaze

    kayahaze Member

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    i hate that too! my friend was on e and he used all of my expensive conditioner jerking off in the shower for like 2 hrs. he used the whole bottle! grrr
     
  11. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Maybe its because i live alone i dont see any need to jerk off in the shower....
     
  12. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

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    That IS the right thing to do.
     
  13. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Hahaha, can't say I've ever had that problem. :D Must suck though, I hate running out of conditioner. :p
     
  14. Lather

    Lather Member

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    Yes, yes indeed.
     
  15. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    i want to confess that as an uncut guy, i dont need lube to jerk.
    fact
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    yeah! my conditioner is expensive. if your gonna bitch about my expensive conditioner, but the cheap shit for your pleasure.
     
  17. Lather

    Lather Member

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    I am uncut too and have never used lube. Perhaps I should try it sometime.
     
  18. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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  19. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    you learn something new everyday huh?
     
  20. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    If he's in your shower, you should offer him something better than conditioner to use. [​IMG]
     
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