The Weird Beer Conspiricy

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Valis_77, Aug 13, 2004.

  1. Valis_77

    Valis_77 Member

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    I bought this big multipack of Kronenbough the other day (because it was on some cheap offer). I've drank most of them tonight but...I just opened one that tastes completely different!!!!!

    What do you think...should I drink it?? What if it's been secretly poisioned by weird ninjas or something?? You read about shit like that happening. Well, ok you don't...but you never know.

    There's a whole can there but it tastes weird. What a dilemma!! Oh sweet jesus!!
     
  2. Valis_77

    Valis_77 Member

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    Shit, I'm not even joking. I just had another gulp. It really tastes weird. But it's beer. God is punishing me.
     
  3. SharyBobbins

    SharyBobbins QPR Football Fan

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    maybe its something you ate.
     
  4. Valis_77

    Valis_77 Member

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    LOL...no, I've been drinking them in a row...nothing in between. The last few were fine. This one is gross!! Argh!!
     
  5. Valis_77

    Valis_77 Member

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    I can't believe I'm going to do this!! I'm going to throw it away :(
     
  6. SharyBobbins

    SharyBobbins QPR Football Fan

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    noooooo at least give it to someone. no need to waste.
     
  7. Valis_77

    Valis_77 Member

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    Too late :(


    I swear to God it tasted like perfume. I wonder what the fuck was wrong with it?

    I'll probably find out that there was some competition. Find the weird beer and win a million pounds. And I'll be like "I found it." And they'll be like "Prove it." And then I'll break down in tears and say "I can't, I poured in down the drain"!! And they'll be like "Yeah, sure you did!!"
     
  8. SharyBobbins

    SharyBobbins QPR Football Fan

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    just buy a trusted brand next time
     
  9. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

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    im sorry i just felt i had to post to this thread because a) its so damn funny, and b) i feel so bad for you.
    The other thing is when u have a bad taste in your mouth... so u brush your teeth them someone gives you something so unbeleivably yummy.. and you eat/drink it and it tastes rank cos of the tooth paste. *growl* ... anyway yea thats my rant :)
     
  10. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    You could have sued the company for millions for damage to your health!

    (Idiot)
     
  11. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    One word...

    Oranges.
     
  12. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Another word...

    Apples:p
     
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