The too bad thread

List what you would do if only you were.... in the format of "It's too bad Im not...or I would...

Its too bad I'm not Ron Jeremy or I would be fucking hot girls right now.

 

lets see.......okay I got it.

It's too bad this is a marijuana forum. not a moron forum.
This is an off topic thread and should be deleted.

 

it should be moved to the stoners lounge, not deleted.

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

Wow, screw you little stoners.

 

to bad this thread sucks or i would be posting in it

 

thats the spirit!

 

so who is the MJ mod? can you move this to stoners lounger?

 

Meangreen is the mod but he only posts like once a week or less

 

Too bad I'm not Penny. She's the greatest human being ever. Ever.

 

it's too bad people don't like me or i would not be home on fucking friday night.

 

It's too bad I'm not Mother Theresa or I'd be chilling in heaven right now

or in non existence

fuck it, both seem better than life

 

I like you, come over