how come people always make joke about how miserable and unfortunate men are when it comes to getting married and not women. i enjoyed being married and wouldnt have done it unless i wanted to.
ive been married since 19 and have a kid. but my point being that men dont get married unless they want to. why all the stupid jokes?
and do you plan on being happily married until death do you part??? if so, not many people can say that, and you are one in a million. but I seriously doubt that within another 20 years, you will be saying the same thing you are now. I could be wrong.
I see how my brother and his wife are in their marriage, which makes me quite scared. my brother will not say anything, so he sits there like a bump on a log, because he is afraid that his wife will get upset with him if he said anything...... and theyve been married almost 10 years.... he cant do anything...... he cant hang out with his brothers or his family, because his wife is so damn overbearing..... but then there is one of my other brothers and his wife, and they seem so happy.... but theyve only been married a year....
my parents constantly fight. theyve been married for almost 33 years...... they sleep in separate rooms..... same thing I saw with my grandparents. my grandma would yell at my grandfather, and he was very quiet (just like my brother jamie)..... but grandpa would cry :/...... thats all I remember about my grandparents time together, was their fighting..... and it was strange to see my grandmother weeping so hard at the funeral...... when grandpa was alive, she always seemed so angry at him..... and then he died, and she wept.... it was weird...... especially for me at the age of 16
the best way it to simply **** punt her...... no marks, it might not hurt as bad as if she had nuts, but its effective just the same
most men are pigs and still think they are better than women hence the need for various jokes to degrade and belittle women. this society sucks and i hate taking part in it.
note : the following is the fineprint on the marriage certificate application.... ie....the rules 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
