South Florida under hurricane watch

do you have a gun? if not, you need to get one ASAP

 

I dont have a gun but I have some wicked knives. I've taken self defense courses for gun and knife attacks. I'm pretty much going to win unless they are a professional or have a shotgun.

 

this is why you need a gun

 

Im really upset right now. I can feel myself getting pissed off the longer i sit here.

 

pretend you are sick and go home

 

How many hurricanes have went on Florida over the years..jesus

 

some lady at the pet shop bought a whole cart load of stuff...just for her pets, in case they have to evacuate real quick. If she ends up staying home & not needing it then she plans on returning it all.

Some places get lots of flooding around here even if the hurricane doesn't come thru the town.

 

Keep your arms and legs inside of the ride bro.
Be Safe.

 

For Any other South Floridans, be safe

 

I can see the clouds forming from the south. The storm will be here soon...

 

have you given and comfort sex yet? and did he/she have large whoppers?

 

No but i saw some people looting beer last nite.

 

I need to move to Florida. I love hurricanes.

Don't die Sultan.

 

Its a tropical storm now, i even had to come into work today... sux

 

have you seen any public nudity?

 

No, but its getting dark already. I've heard alot of sirens and all the gas pumps are empty. Lines for gas were an hr long yesterday. Dry goods are all gone at grocery stores. I only have 1/4 tank of gas. Im lucky I only have to worry about me. I'm going home and drinking.

 

its only a matter of time then till you have lines of chicks waiting for comforting cocks to fill up their scared shaking holes. big whoppers or not, you are gonna get laid soon

 

I should put a sign on my door then. Comfort sex here, females only. No fatties.

 

good idea. you could put free there too, or maybe you could require beer for your services

 

I just ran outside and got gas...sweet! I was getting nervous for a minute.