im getting turned on

I had some mind blowing, cum spewing, neighbors calling the cops cuz they heard screaming, sex last night.

 

does it wake your kid up?

 

I had some sex this weekend, was nice, i hate the weekdays anymore, the house has an anti-sex vibe that could render one sterile

 

no, he slept through all of it, but of course he was upstairs and we were on the couch, and the bed, and the kitchen, and the floor, and, ummm, I don't remember where else cuz I got too drunk by that time

 

OMG ..........Im jealous...!!!!!!!!!!!!!...guess Im the ONLY one not getting any !!!!!!!!

 

must be, cuz I think I'm gonna go get me a quickie soon. I'm ready for some more

 

pregnancy is the worst disease of all

 

You're getting turned on because the ability for me to has left me and entered your body. Congratulations, you've taken on the sex drive of a 19 year old female Scorpio! Haha.

 

from my experience, the older girls get the more their sex drive increases......

 

Well, fuck. *gets pissed, leaves*

 

You dont want sex???

 

I don't GET sex. That's the problem. Acccccckkkkk.

 

you just don't spread your legs for the right people...... Juan would give it to you *snap* just like that

 

Dont scare the girl off...

 

Yeah. That's the funny thing about life. We start out with it, and the more we lose it, the more they want it

Fuckin women.

 

yup. they finally can't keep their hands off of us after we have gotten too old to even care.

 

This is why I dated older women when I was a teenager.

 

I've never been with anyone older than me. I just know this is true cuz older chicks try to fuck me all the time.

 

I knew you were a sly devil.

 

I'm really not. I'm as innocent and wholesome as they come.