I Wish I Were Rachael Ray's Panty Liner

for one hot summer day.

 

wow, thats rather strange, but I guess impending disasters bring out the weirdest parts of people.....

 

Next he'll wish he was her tampon for one draining, bloody night.

 

Not a bad idea

 

a tampax pearl tampon?

 

But...what happens if the hot summer day you choose BECOMES a draining, bloody night?

 

Red wings

 

do you have a blood fetish or something?

 

I used to be a vampire queens man slave. I still crave blood occasionally.

 

that explains it then

 

I take it back. I'll be happy as her thong on a cool dry day.

 

before or after she takes a massive runny shit?

 

Well, let's hope since she cooks, she's got decent hygiene habits and it wouldn't be a problem...

 

I think RS is hoping she doesn't wipe

 

eww! who is she anyway?

 

shes a tv chef, and she is also getting her own daytime talk show if I'm not mistaken.

 

Coincidentally, I've been watching Rachel Ray more often...

Snoop Dogg...hah.

 

that photo is doctored in some way ^^

 

lol, she is fine, but her hubby's been wearin her out lately. on her newer shows, she's lookin like a major tramp...but hey, juan, just your type! lol

 

the heading to this thread made me spit out my beer!