moderators-sorry if this is off topic if it is then delete it my funniest prank call, i called a resturante. heres how it went. me-i am calling from my cell phone right now and i just wanted to say i loved your food. the only problem is that i am in your men's room right now and i just made the big stink and there is no toilet paper. hostess- you're in the men's room? Me- yes and i can't leave because there is no toilet paper. Hostess- i am extreemely sorry about that i will send a bus boy in with some right away. Me- thank you i just didn't look before i pooped. sorry. hostess- oh well would you like your money back? me- no, thats fine the delicious food makes up for the slight inconvenience. hostess- well thank you for being so nice have a wonderful day. me- thank you. goodbye
This resturante prides itself on convenience. it isn't very convenient to take a shit and not have any toilet paper.
you should actually eat there and call from the guys room and pretend there is no toilet paper. then you can get you money back! make it an expensive meal.
