i had a thought about oompa loompas

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  1. mrsmorrison27

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    if oompa loompas are all men.. how do they reproduce??
     
    mrsmorrison27, Sep 2, 2006
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  3. Lying in a field

    Lying in a field Visitor

    Willy Wonka created them you goddamned fool.

    Next Question.

    *Vagina*
    Lying in a Field.
     
    Lying in a field, Sep 2, 2006
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  5. Liver Steam

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    they butt fuck.
     
    Liver Steam, Sep 2, 2006
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  7. TheGanjaKing

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    I'm not even sure they have dicks

    *kisses*
    TGK
     
    TheGanjaKing, Sep 2, 2006
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  9. mrsmorrison27

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    NO HE DIDNT!!! he got them from loompa land!!!!!! YOU FOOL!!!
     
    mrsmorrison27, Sep 2, 2006
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  11. pickin_wildflowers

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    They don't die.
    SImple.
    Now make me a sammich.
     
    pickin_wildflowers, Sep 2, 2006
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  13. Kinky Ramona

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    They grow on trees!
     
    Kinky Ramona, Sep 2, 2006
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  15. Lying in a field

    Lying in a field Visitor

    No, they are tubers. You harvest them from the soil like carrots or potatoes. Sowing should preferably be done in early spring.
     
    Lying in a field, Sep 2, 2006
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  17. Kinky Ramona

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    Ohhh...I always get them confused. Like peanuts. And potatoes. I loves me some potato trees.
     
    Kinky Ramona, Sep 2, 2006
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  19. Lying in a field

    Lying in a field Visitor

    *points shotty at ramona*

    Git away from my dang potata trees you beatnik.
     
    Lying in a field, Sep 2, 2006
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