I need a man.

AshtonsMom needs a hug. I need a man.
Actually, I also need a spam guard placed on my computer, by law inforcement agents to prevent me from making everyone's life a living nightmare.

Anyone else without a man? No, not you, Hacker, you are a man.
Wait, let me rephrase that. Any women or homosexual men without a man?
Now that excludes any guys who are hetero from saying, "I am without a man." LOL.
Anyone? Do I stand alone in the world of pathetic loser bitches who refuse to settle for just any old douchebag?
*sigh* Lonliness sucks.
Any men without women?
Come ON, people, humor me here.

 

skidrowgirl,

If it was Friday I could help you out, because there are certainly plenty of agencies out there which can provide male personal assistants - beyond that you're on your own.



Hotwater

 

I'm stuck without female company. My problem is I'm too pessimistic and can't grab the concept of long lasting love. 2 year-long relationships with 2 different girls and I'm here gaining independence because if there's one thing I've learned it's don't take having someone there for you for granted because it doesn't last.. and when it ends, you're stuck in a situation where you don't know what the fuck you're gonna do (especially when it ends suddenly without any awareness).
Single life and one night stands will do me fine for the next few years. Fuck companionship.

 

Hi, bird here.
Maybe you should send me a naked photograph of yourself so I can decide for myself if I am going to be your next man.

 

Well, the guy I was living with for almost a year and a half just left last night/this morning/ a few hours ago, and though I don't think I need a man, it feels funny not having anyone here with me.

 

I don't have a man...........but it doesn't bother me. And no I'm not a lesbian.

 

I still can't get over the fact that she called me a man. I mean, it is true, but it is neat that she said that. She must think I am like... a man and stuff.

whoa...

 

I know that I don't technically need a man, that's just what I say when the lonliness of being single starts to kick in again.
Bird said to send naked photos. He needs them in order to determine if he will be my next man.

Well, I guess a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
I'm going to undress now.

*gets into shower, totally disregarding the idea of taking nude photos.* LOL.

 

Us men are nothing but trouble. I feel privilaged to have found a wife that will put up with me.

 

See, I don't require the same things from men that some women do.
I don't expect them to have money. Muscles only impress me if the guy who has them is decent, and even then, it ain't the muscles that impresss me. Couldn't care less about man boobs or abs.LOL.
All I want is a guy who doesn't cheat, lie or abuse.
Well, that and someone who isn't into drugs or getting drunk all the time. A beer here and there never hurt anybody. If he wants a beer with dinner every night, fine, but the guys I've dated were total alcoholics.
I'll never find another man .LOL.

 

is sebastian bach taken??

just kidding.

yeah Im single.

but I dont let that bother me too much.....

 

Yeah, Sebastian has a wife and two kids, I'm afraid. LOL.
All three are adorable though. I like them as much as I like him.
What's strange is that I've never met the man before, but seventeen years of listening to his music and watching him feels like I know him.
I'm on his message board and the guy who runs his site asked me where I'd been for so long because I hadn't posted in a while .LOL.
This dude has met Bas a few times. I think he knows him maybe.
The hotness that is bassist Rachel Bolan, lives in Georgia, about four hrs from my home. I should stalk him.LOL.

 

hahaha okay......... he has gotten fat though......

and do you like men with raspy voices?? like theyve smoked tons of cigarettes?

 

If anyone has ciggarettes they should donate them to me... I think I've become a durnk in one dnightig. lol

 

Raspy voices.LOL.
Hey, speaking of unusual voices, my mom is in love with Bill Kurtis, you know, the guy who does the voice overs for crime scene shows on A&E.
What's funny is, when my tv is left on A&E, and I forget and walk past it on the way to the kitchen, I almost always get an earful of some gruesome morgue description from good old Bill.
The other day, totally true story here, I walked past just in time to hear him say this exact phrase, "with a garden axe embedded in her forehead."
I don't know why it's always Bill saying something disgusting, it could be that show Inked or Dog the Bounty Hunter or something, but nope.
I get up from my computer in my bedroom and walk through the living room to get to the kitchen and it's crap like, "and the killer was sewing leisure suits out of knee caps and pubic hair."
I'm like, "Oh my God, wtf?" LOL.

 

haha your stories are funny.

 

I'd love to do a comedy sketch like SNL or Mad TV where some chick is walking down the street and Bill Kurtis is following behind her saying random sick stuff. Like she'd be walking along and he'd pop out from behind a parked car and begin walking behind her saying, "But what was most disturbing, perhaps, was the number of cedar shavings found in the victim's vagina." Then Bill would jump behind some building column and hide.
The chick would turn around and be like, "What?" but he would not be there. She'd turn back around and start walking again and Bill would pop back out behind her and say something like, "The killer left behind a jar of camel urine, some frozen tater tots in a bag, and a giant cardboard standup of Shequil O'neal."
LMAO. Just random stupid junk. I also think it would be funny to have him following behind the girl as she crosses the street and she gets across but when Bill passes, some car slams on its brakes trying not to hit him and he just keeps walking like nothing.

 

I think it would be more funny to have someone talk like little richard..........

mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce..........woooooooooooooooooooo!

 

OMG! The other day, on another site, I was about to put that very catch phrase from the Little Richard commercial in my sig and some dude beat me to it. I laughed so hard and told him he was a skeezy bastard for doing it before me. He's a great guy.

 

haha you watch too much tv