I haven't had sex in a long time...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lying in a field, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    yes
     
  2. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    hahaha, KC, i like all women, in some shape or form...i doubt i'd be disappointed. :p
     
  3. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    I need sum'
     
  4. sweetbabyjames

    sweetbabyjames Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    It's been about a week and half for me...well hell that's to damn long. I'm starting to get this wierd tick now.:rolleyes:
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    yeah, i get hyper-emotional and overly sensitive. start craving attention. it's pitiful.
     
  6. I tried abstaining from masturbation as a mark of respect for my first girlfriend, before there was any sex. It lasted for about a month before i was so seething with hatred and frustration that i wanted to strangle every person i saw.

    No wonder priests go over the moon.
     
  7. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    try not to think about it ......
     
  8. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Things like this are amusing for me. I've never had sex and it doesn't bother me. So I just sit back and laugh at all of the bitching and moaning.
     
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    yeah, it's totally easier to take when you don't know what you're missing.
     
  10. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    Same here ... I'm glad i'm not the only virgin alive. :rolleyes: :p
     
  11. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    this is my mirror.



    Liaf you never had sex in February!
     
  12. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    No offense, but what kind of girlfriend tells a guy they're not ready to have sex yet, but they can't masturbate either?
    That's just cold, man.
     
  13. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    i had a dream about having sex last night. does that count?


    meh...
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    skidrowgirl,

    She probably doesn't want him to cheat on her, with his fantasy women :eek:



    Hotwater
     
  15. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    Reading these posts makes me thankfull that the only sex I have is in my mind ..
    that way ..when I miss it too badly...its there
     
  16. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    LOL. You know, my ex boyfriend is a total idiot.
    He decided to marry a girl he doesn't love, who has a son from a previous relationship that he does not want to raise, and this girl is so jealous that he isn't even allowed to have Bettie Page posters on his walls. BP is his fantasy woman.
    Bettie Page is an elderly lady now in real life, and it's not like if she was still young he'd be the one guy in the whole world she'd hunt down and hook up with.
    I have to laugh at his misery, since we were together for 3 years and I purchased the majority of those Bettie Page posters and tee shirts for him as gifts. He dropped me. Later on, he wanted me back, but I had already moved on. We stayed friends.
    This new girl he's with wanted marriage about three months into their relationship. I never even brough it up the three yrs we were together. Hell, we even lived together and I never felt I needed marriage. You gotta love karma.LOL.
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    its been a couple of days for me and thats been too fucking long for me
     
  18. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I actually love sex, yes i do. :D But, I still feel like it is somewhat overrated at times...just depends on the situation, I suppose.
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i like giving the sorta sex that people write down for later when they're going senile because they don't wanna forget it.
     
  20. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i haven't had sex in a long time either :mad: it's been about 16 hours now! how can i go so long without exploding???
     
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