Alex appreciation thread

For starters I heard that she has a great rack.


This is a poll so wait for it.

 

I'm too damned tired to resist responding.

 

She's too great to pick one thing - so I vote for the whole package. Oh yeah!

 

the whole package, for sure

 

you guys are waaaaaaaaaaay too kind. really.


PS: I intially read "her cut throat wit" as "you want to cut her throat"

ah ha


Im sure a few people on her would like to do that to me.

 

well just watch and make sure its not the option that sneaks forward the most.....

oh yeah and I like your taste in movies!

and yeah you're canadian!

whoot!!!

 

Damn...

I Hate it When People Have the Same Name as me...

 

and I smoke lots of weed!


God, Im great.

 

me too


so youre an Alex too?


That makes us enemies.

 

*shifty Eyes*

 

well which alex is this thread about now?



yeah....btw you have to start to like beer more though alex714.

 

Im really not a big drinker, Im content with my jays.

I like Alexander Keiths. Is that cool?

 

I'm sure I Have Bigger Boobs...

There...

But Here I am Showing my Alex Appreciation...

 

thank you, it is appreciated, Alex.

Do people call you Al?

 

You are most Welcome...

And No...If Someone Attempts to Call me Al...I Ignore Them...

 

I thought you said we could ..... "call you A-a-a-a-l"?











oh right that was paul simon.

 

what on earth are you talking about? stop smoking the hippie hay.

 

The HIPPY HAY!!!! hahaha


I forgot you were so young.


You Can Call Me AL

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don’t want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bone-digger, bone-digger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don’t find this stuff
Amusing anymore

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And woe my nights are so long
Where’s my wife and family
What if I die here
Who’ll be my role model
Now that my role model is
Gone gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It’s a street in a strange world
Maybe it’s the third world
Maybe it’s his first time around
He doesn’t speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen and Hallelujah

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me

Na na na na …

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

Call me Al

 

Or...You're so Old...

 

Is that a paul simon song or a simon and garfunkel song?