Possible Earwigs

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by campfirejam, Sep 5, 2006.

  1. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Cool. But for safety's sake... I would anyway.

    It's probably NOT earwigs, and if it is, well, who knows what letting them just be there unattended will cause? Get it treated!
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    campfirejam,

    If the song lyrics "His brain is squirmin like a toad" matches how you feel - then you've got an earwig problem :eek:




    Hotwater
     
  3. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Well I don't know but I don't always feeling them crawling around in there, only sometimes. I'm afraid they are going to make a home in my ear canals and lay there eggs and then they will start coming out of my ears and nose and crawl around my brain.
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There was an episode on the old TV series Night Gallery which brought the earwig problem to light.

    If you believe the premise then the earwig larve will attempt to bore it's way through your brain and exit either ear.

    So basically you're screwed :eek:



    Hotwater
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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  6. seminole

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    that wig looks like a guinea pig
     
  7. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Ahha! That's it. You don't have earwigs, you have ear-pigs. That's something entirely different. Ear pigs are bad news man, looks like you're fucked.
     
  8. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    I think one just tried to come out, but I stuck my finger in there and it must of crawled back in.
     
  9. Spiderweb Sitar

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    I think you should go to the doctor... you might just have an ear infection. I know that sometimes, when I've got a sinus thing going on, it feels like there's something crawling around in my ears. But it's just wax and the like, from being sick. I hope everything works out! ♥
     
  10. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Thanks man, I love you guys. You were all so supportive during my earwig infestation trauma. I know I can always count on you guys.
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I am here for you.
     
  12. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Oh jesus, I think one just crawled out.
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    thats a good sign, it means they are moving on.
     
  14. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Thank gawd. I don't think they're doing any damage so they can't be all that bad. My hearing hasn't changed any.
     
  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I think they just crawled into MY ears now. :eek:
     
  16. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Tried a vacuum cleaner yet?
     
  17. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    No but I tried a inflatable pump. Only I was blowing it in the ear, instead of out. It sent shivers down my spine. I was only trying to scare them, I don't know what happened if anything at all. Then I tried the ear wax thing, with the gel that you stick in there to soften up the ear wax (never do that again).

    I think it's time to finally go in.
     
  18. Poem~Girl

    Poem~Girl Member

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    do you mean ear mites ??? ear wigs are like centipeedes creepy crawlers..... i think much much faster though. they re ugly and furry with lotsa legs.. If thats in your ear you'd really feel it and see it come out your ear.
     
  19. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Think VERY loud thoughts. The noise will drive them out. Be sure they take their luggage.
     
  20. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    I've seen earwigs before, yeah I figured I'd know if they were in there to, but something I really do think they are in there. They have hooks.

    I have though loud thoughts, it doesn't work. They probably have there own zip code by now.
     

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