Yo MAMA jokes!!! No offense intended,just for laughs!

• Yo mama's so FAT she's got her own ATMOSPHERE!** Yo mama's so FAT she's got SATELLITES orbitin' around her! ** Yo mama's so FAT she fell in the Grand Canyon and got STUCK! ** Yo mama's so NASTY she's gotta pour salt water down her pants to keep the CRABS fresh! ** Yo mama's so SLUTTY she's got TROJAN written on her gumline! ** Yo mama's like a VACUUM CLEANER! She SUCKS,she BLOWS and likes to get LAID in the closet! ** Yo mama's so FAT she ordered a bucket 'o chicken at KFC,when the cashier asked what size bucket, she said the one on the ROOF! ** Yo mama's so FAT she bought a pair of BVDs,when she pulled her pants up to her waist,it said BOULEVARD!! **Yo mama's so FAT she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign and it said HD! **Yo mama's so POOR I rang her doorbell,she stuck her head out the window and said DING! **Yo mama's so STUPID she thought Taco Bell was a mexican PHONE COMPANY! ** Yo mama's so STUPID I put a Scratch-N-Sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and she dove in and DROWNED! **Yo mama's so FAT people jog around her for exercise! **Yo mama's so FAT when she sits around the house,she sits AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNDD the house! ​

 

Yo Mama's so Fat during a whale watch cruise someone tried to harpoon the bitch.





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Yo mama's so OLD I patted her on the back and her TITS fell off! ** Yo mama's so OLD she owes MOSES money! ** Yo mama's so FAT the back of her head and neck looks like a pack of HOT DOGS! ** Yo mama's so FAT she doesn't eat Wheat Thins,she eats WHEAT THICKS! ** Yo mama's so OLD her tits put out SOUR MILK!** Yo mama's so FAT she sweats CRISCO! ** Yo mama's so FAT she sat on a tractor and made a PICKUP TRUCK!! ** Yo mama's so SKINNY she dodges RAINDROPS! ** Yo mama's so MUSTY she raises her right hand and Sure be askin' questions! ** Yo mama's so NASTY she got FIRED for DRINKIN' on the job! ** Yo mama's so FAT she eats Big Macs like TIC-TACS!By the HANDFUL! ** Yo mama's so FAT she's got two watches,in each TIME ZONE! ** Yo mama's so FAT when she walked in front of the T.V.,I missed all six episodes of STAR WARS! ** Yo mama's so FAT she can sit on a T3 cable and make internet traffic slow down to 1 bit per day! ** Yo mama's like a HOCKEY PUCK! She gets passed around to all the playas! ** Tell yo mama to stop changin' her lipstick,cause I'm startin' to get a RAINBOW DICK!

 

yo mama's so fat she put on a red dress and ran down the beach and everyone yelled "koooollllaide!!"

yo mama's so fat she dove off the titanic in a black dress and someone yelled "OIL SPILL!!"
yo mama's so fat i had to roll over five times to get off. yo mamas so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid. yo mama's so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers. yo mamas so poor she went to mcdonalds to put a milkshake on layaway. yo mamas so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

your mommas so stupid she got fired from a blow job

 

your mommas so stupid she gave your dad a blow job because she thought it would help his unemployment

 

Yo' mama's so fat when she wears a rain mac people shout "TAXI!"

booya.

 

Yo mama's so old and fat that they found a tyrannasarous in her ass crack.