Lies about where babies come from

I'd love to hear some of the weird things adults told you about chilbirth when you were young. My mom told me the truth, but, she said, her mom told her babies came out of the knees. It must have been one of those last minute trains of thought when asked. "Nee" means to be born. I've heard the stork ones hundreds of times. I know some people must be more inventive than that when a child asked those tough questions. Two heads are better than one!

 

Smoke and Mirrors

 

:H Magicians use a lot of smoke and mirrors.

 

they come from a cabbage patch

 

AHHHHHHH, those cabbage patch kids! if only babies were really that quiet.

 

every time theres a blue moon.. a new baby smurf is born.. maybe a human too.. 6 billion times

 

I knew the silence of those children would come of no good. Now they're turning blue.

 

Blue-light special at K-Mart.

 

Can you buy babies there?

 

2 for the price of 1

 

I wonder if there's actually any parents out there who have told their little ones that babies are purchased from department stores. More than that, when the little brother or sister comes home, I imagine they would ask where the plasic packaging is.

 

when my uncle was 5 my Grandma told him that a new baby (my mum) was in her tummy. He asked how it got there and she told him that my granddad had planted a seed that was going to grow into a baby. He apparently looked really puzzled and then said "how do you know it's going to grow into a baby? How do you know it won't grow into a banana?"

 

Kids say the darndest things! Now, actually that wasn't exactly a lie though. She didn't do too bad. Seems like no matter what you tell kids, they're always gona ask morequestions. :H Peace, Sherry

 

This days lawyers with lots of money or hollywood snobs uses lots of mirros to snort cocaine including Mr Bush sibblings .

 

This is always a possibility. Ashame, we just can't know for sure what the other side of the track is up to. Who know? Maybe it's better we don't!

 

i had a babysitter who told me that babies come out of their mama's bellybuttons. that messed me up for years

 

not always. when i was little my mom would give me an answer and id accept it. but she told me that when 2 people got married and they kissed the mom got pregnant. when i got older and heard at church how some guy "slept with his wife" she told me they just sleep in the same bed and god puts it there.

 

I think I must've been the only kid on the planet who didn't care to ask. I knew woman got pregnant, but damned if I knew how. Eventually, my mom just gave me a book about sex and puberty and that was that.

 

That would have messed me up too. OOOh... I can feel the pain just thiunkin about it. Hey, it's not just a peircing we're talkin' about here!

 

Wow, I would have been afraid to see parents kiss goodnight. There was already 6 kids in my family!