So you just took a dump, but realized you're out of toilet paper...

Shock. Horror. What do you do?

 

Gum leaves are pretty thin dude. I can imagine you getting alot of surplus on your fingers.

 

I just woke up and this is the first thread I see.



Carry on.



(God, that shit is funny.)

 

Quick joke:


A bear is taking a dump in the forest.. Looks down to see a squirrell also squatting down, his face grimacing, try to force his shit out....

"Say, squirrel.. Do you find that your shit sticks to your fur and is a real pain to get get clean afterwards?"

"Now that you mention it, Yeah it is!"

"That's good" says the bear as he picks the squirrel up and wipes his ass with him....

Hm.. Sounds so much better when said that typed :&

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By the way, I tare little strips of wallpaper from just behind the lavatory, where no-one will notice :H

 

I would probably just hop directly into the shower

 

It depends on where your at. At home I would just waddle to get something I could use. If I were at the neighbors house......... hehehehehe

 

i would use newspaper. or one of those fucking socks my roomates leave all over the bathroom.

 

I'd just use my hand, or walk out to the road, bend over with a sign asking for a rim job

 

I usually only take a shit right before I get in the shower, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. If I had to take a shit when I had already had my shower, then I would just grab some random paper, such as magazine pages or newspaper, and wipe.

 

Ran out of paper just the other day..No paper towels..I used a couple coffee filters instead. *shrugs* ..Did the job.

 

I love you guys' answers. I make a habit of keeping like one paper towel or a restaurant napkin or two in the bathroom closet just in case.
I learned from my brother complaining about this very thing.

 

Finger meet anus

 

Nice to meet you, Anus.
I am finger.
Maybe you've seen me before.
Sometimes, I hang around inside the nose.
Other times I can be seen standing upright, in the center of other fingers that remain seated.
I like to point myself at people and even enjoy using myself to push buttons.

 

Fuckin lol

 

if i was in a public toliet i would wipe with my underoos then toss them, leave them there and walk away quickly.

if at home i would do the same but instaed of leaving them there i would toss them in the hamper for my mom to wash.

 

The only times this has happened to my, luckily, i was at home. So just hold the pants at the knees with one hand. Cup the balls with the other and waddle my ass to the kitchen


- 42o -

 

in public toilets I look first, at home, I would just jump in the shower.

 

I usually call for someone and if no one else is home i go get some napkins or kleenex.. (LUCKILY IT DOESNT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN)

 

Did you hipforums search "Dump" or "toilet paper" to find this thread Dude?

ewww

 

Five years ago this was a burning issue but at this point if folks ain't got it Fingered out they are shit outta luck as well as toilet paper. Perhaps you can Ewipe with the E lock I'm puttin on this old shit